Living With a Temperamental Adonis 99 Proclamations of Love - Chapter 77: Maniac Su and Sanitary Su 7

Once I’ve become Immortal, then my attempt to conquer the world shall begin.

I, Zhong Shan, in order establish a supreme heavenly dynasty, must marshal all the luck that I can gather to cleanse my own karma. Then I will have the strength to fight heaven itself, create a new world, and live forever.

First: Fate

Second: Luck

Third: Feng Shui

Four: Cultivate Inner Virtue.

Five: Fame

To gain eternal life.

To obtain fame, one must establish a heavenly dynasty and amass the luck of the world!

To cultivate inner virtue, one must establish holy sites and accumulate an immeasurable amount of merit!

To cultivate Feng Shui one must learn to communicate between yin and yang and control the powers of heaven and earth!

To cultivate luck! To cultivate fate!

Ask the whole world, who can have eternal life!

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"With this system, I'll become the world's greatest seducer! If it doesn't kill me first..." I was a nobody, a short fatty Otaku. Then a girl's voice popped into my head: [Seduce a woman within a month or die.]
"What the hell...how? I'm an 18-year-old virgin..."
[7+ looks only. No slam donkeys.]
"You’re forcing me to die!”

Facing annihilation, I had no choice but to join the international community of pick up artists. That’s how my boring student life became filled with craziness and womanizing. I just had one problem: "Why are these guys all insane?"

Pick Up Artist: One who uses specialized tactics to seduce women.

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Alex, a socially awkward guy with a mundane life, dies in the most ridiculous way imaginable — slipping on a banana peel while whacking off to an adult film. His embarrassing demise leads to an even stranger fate: he wakes up reincarnated as Jonny Sins, a rising star in a parallel universe where adult film actors are legendary heroes wielding unique powers of charm, seduction, and stamina.But life as a hero-pornstar is more complicated than it looks. Jonny is guided by Lustina, a seductive, snarky AI system offering him power-ups and quests — all with a price. As he navigates the absurdity of this erotic world, Alex discovers deeper mysteries about the System bound to him. Why was he chosen? What is Lustina’s true purpose? And why does the fate of the erotic multiverse seem to rest on his… performance?Armed with special techniques, limitless stamina, and newfound confidence, Alex must embrace his new identity as the Legendary Hero of Many Professions — doctor, soldier, astronaut, teacher… and aggressive step-daddy — to rise through the ranks and confront the ultimate threat to pleasure and freedom.It’s going to be a wild ride.–––[Jonny I've got an audition for you, are you interested?]Jonny: what's that?[Do you wanna act in a porn fraction? The role is an amateur twick is available for now]Jonny: Do you really want me to act as an amateur twick?.[If you aren't ok playing the role of an amateur twick, there is another role available. The role of an aggressive step daddy]Jonny: I choose the step daddy! I always loved to be a stepdad. I was born to play this role.

This book is also known as: “The Wandering Ninja World Begins From Answering Questions”, “Escape: When All Naruto Comes to Pirates”, “Me! Naruto! Six Hokage! The sixth emperor of the sea! “, “Comprehensive Comics: Unlimited World Games”, “Comprehensive Comics: Why Is Jia Yi Still Not Dead?” 》

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The supporting actor Jia Yi came to the Ninja world with the examination system, and pulled Xiao to organize everyone into the examination space to answer the questions. After a few rounds of answering, Jia Yi was horrified to find that the Ninja world had changed.

Because of the exam, Xiao organization is determined to rob the child and forms a group to brush Konoha.

Because of the exam, Vortex Nagato, together with Madara Uchiha, vowed to plant the red flag in every corner of the ninja world.

But no one in the ninja world thought that because of the exam, the Otsutsugi family merged all the eyes of reincarnation, triggering the taboo that would destroy the world.

The destruction of the ninja world was imminent. In order to find a way to survive, Jia Yi broke through the world wall and boarded the ship of the world, ready to escape to another world, but was discovered by ninjas in the ninja world by accident.

Helpless, he had to take the entire ninja world to escape, looking for a way to kill the taboo.

The first stop in the wandering ninja world – One Piece.

When the huge world ship came to the world of pirates, it happened to meet in the starry sky and escaped Aini Road on the golden ship.

Looking at the weird-looking Anilu, Nagato narrowed his eyes slightly: “You just said… you are also a god?”

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