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... on the other side of the phone, hoisting Asher higher when he tightened his arms around my neck.

"I’m outside, right in front," Mara replied. I could hear honking behind her. "I’m wearing sunglasses. Hurry before airport cops circle me."

"I’m trying. He won’t walk."

"Try flying..."

"Mara—"

"Oh—I’m so getting a ticket," she muttered, then hung up.

I sighed and kissed the top of Asher’s head. "Okay. Almost done. Then we go see Aunty Daddy, alright?" ...

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