Make Dark Fantasy Great Again - Chapter 36: Parasite (1)

I, Ichinosuke, failed to get a job for 100 consecutive times. Furthermore, my record is still being updated as unemployed.

On my way to a job interview, I was involved in an accident with a truck and tragically passed away.

And then, a Goddess bestowed upon me the ability to grow at a speed 400 times faster than normal, before sending me to a game-like otherworld.

However, knowing that I would not become stronger even if I continued growing while jobless, I aimed to get a job, but I found out that it was my terrible fate to remain jobless.

As my Growth Cheat and Jobless Cheat existed side-by-side in this otherworld, an adventure record, no doubt certified by the job-placement agency as a harmful book, begins here.

After failing to transmigrate to a proper cultivation world, Lin Zhengran woke up to find himself as a little kid… in kindergarten.With no other choice, he decides to fool the system by pretending to cultivate.[Today, you encountered a fairy descending the mountain. You must find a way to obtain the Pure Yang Elixir in her hand.]Lin Zhengran looked at the milk candy in his childhood friend’s hand.“Give me the candy. Do you need to go to the restroom? I’ll call the teacher for you.”The little girl, confused and innocent, handed the candy to Lin Zhengran.“Here’s the candy…”[Congratulations! Without lifting a blade or striking a blow, you successfully obtained the Pure Yang Elixir from the fairy!]

Jang Joonbum started stream to enjoy an easy life.

Bankruptcy, divorce, wife's betrayal!At 35 years old, Yang Hao suffered a triple whammy!Yet, amidst such a desperate situation, he accidentally inherited a fortune from the game “Monopoly”.From then on, life underwent earth shattering changes!Money, reputation, status, commercial empire.Ex-wife knelt down and begged for remarriage? Sorry, when I was in trouble, you left me. Now that I'm better, you want to come and enjoy the glory and wealth?！you do not deserve!