Melon Eating Cannon Fodder, On Air! - Chapter 8 - Eight: Cue the Pairings

This novel is also known as Oh My God! Earthlings are Insane!

Fifty years ago, the Dragon City traversed, the iron-blooded lone army, held high the flag of earth civilization, and faced the terror terror of the outside world.

Fifty years later, Meng Chao was born again and found that he could become stronger by making contributions.

Meng Chao vowed that at the beginning, he simply wanted to make a small contribution to this society, but he didn’t expect that he would turn the earth into… punching monsters, stepping on demons, tearing ancient gods, suppressing the alien world, conquering the stars, this It’s too fierce!

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【 Warning: Mature Content R-18 】In the untamed and brutal world of the Stone Age, 22-year-old Welheim Tonali finds himself equipped with a twisted gift: the Pervert System. This system thrives on his most primal urges, rewarding him with Pervert Points for every erotic act he commits.Welheim becomes excited thinking about whether this world even has a concept of cheating on a husband. He wonders if he can have sex with someone's wife in front of their husband and play innocently with them, showing them various sex techniques and even taking their assholes, teaching them that it can be used for things other than defecating.[ Pervert System ][ Transmigration Successful ][ Found.... The Pervert Host ][ Loading System..... Successful ][ Pervert System ]Name: Welheim TonaliAge: 22Skills: NoneAbilities: NonePervert Points: NoneSystem Storage: [Gift Pack X 5]STORE - Anything the host wishes to buy is available in the store, from food, clothing, skills, abilities, and anything else, by paying corresponding Pervert Points.The system includes a Store, where anything from food and clothing to skills and abilities can be purchased using Pervert Points.As Welheim navigates this harsh landscape, he uses his ability called Eyes of Perversion, which allows him to see exactly how many points he will earn by touching and teasing various parts of a woman's body.This ability reveals potential points floating above women like a perverse aura, guiding his actions and fueling his predatory instincts. The more intimate and explicit the act, the higher the reward, driving Welheim to push the boundaries of his erotic conquests.The Magical Tool, a reward from the Pervert System, is a versatile and powerful tool that can transform into anything Welheim desires. Whether he needs clothes to blend in, weapons to assert dominance, or tools to create comforts that mesmerize the primitive people around him, the Magical Tool adapts to his every need, giving him an unparalleled advantage in this primitive world.Welheim becomes a master of seduction and manipulation, using his modern cunning to exploit the innocence of the cavewomen. He starts with seemingly innocent touches, his hands lingering on their skin, his fingers brushing against their most intimate areas. His Eyes of Perversion guide him, showing him the most lucrative spots to touch and tease. He whispers promises of pleasure and excitement, gradually leading the women into his web of desire.Welheim's conquests become increasingly vulgar and explicit as he explores the depths of his debauchery and corruption. He corrupts innocent cavewomen, making them surrender to his debauchery and transforming them into willing participants in his twisted fantasies.Through his manipulation and dominance, Welheim ascends to become an immortal being, ruling over the world and indulging in his carnal desires with the tribal women, ensuring his legacy of lust and power endures.In this explicit and erotic tale, Welheim Tonali's journey is one of survival, manipulation, and the abuse of power. With his Eyes of Perversion, he sees the world through a lens of lust and desire, using his perverse abilities to ensure his dominance in the Stone Age. It is a story of unbridled lust, deception, and the lengths to which one might go to ensure their own survival and pleasure.Welheim's conquests become increasingly vulgar and explicit as he explores the depths of his debauchery and corruption. He corrupts innocent cavewomen, making them surrender to his debauchery and transforming them into willing participants in his twisted fantasies.Join Welheim's wild ride through the Stone Age, where he fucks his way through the hottest babes of the time.

Louie became a mythical dragon that was capable of traveling between Earth and the Otherworld at will.

From this point on, the number of races in the Otherworld became more plentiful. His territory was orderly and clean, with incredible cuisine, countless novelties, and civilization and philosophy ahead of the whole world.

On Earth, his existence caused the rebirth of magic and mythology, allowing him to become the only God.

“I am the Golden King, the Giver of Life, the Champion of Magic, the Weaver of Dreams, the Guardian of the World, the Master of Time. Let mortals bow down before me and look up! Let the Gods tremble in fear before me!”

Everyone knows that the popular entertainer Song Linchuan is crazy about his little aunt. Since the beginning of his career, he has mentioned her on various occasions.

During an interview with a reporter, he was asked, “What kind of girl do you find most adorable?”

He replied, “Someone like my little aunt.”

The reporter was puzzled.

During a fan visit, someone asked him, “What are your plans after filming this drama?”

He replied, “I’m going back to see my little aunt.”

The fans were confused.

As people across the internet were curious about Song Linchuan’s mysterious little aunt, he brought her on a lifestyle variety show. When she appeared on camera, everyone was shocked to see that she was just a pretty girl in her late teens.

On the show, the young girl had an old-fashioned way of speaking and manners, despite her young age.

When Song Linchuan was too busy to eat on time, she said sternly, “Your body is your most valuable asset. Don’t neglect to eat on time, or you’ll get stomach problems!”

When he stayed up late playing games, she scolded him, “Young people should enjoy their games in moderation. Staying up late is not good for your health!”

The netizens teased Song Linchuan, but they also agreed with his little aunt’s advice.

At a fashion magazine photo shoot, Song Linchuan’s shirt collar was a bit low. The young girl approached him and said seriously, “As a boy, how can you dress so revealingly?”

The netizens laughed and said, “Haha, his little aunt is correcting him on how to be a man!”

Meanwhile, another popular entertainer, Pei Kuang, visited Song Linchuan’s house while he was filming a lifestyle show. As soon as he entered, Song Linchuan pulled him over to meet his little aunt.

Song Linchuan said, “Pei Kuang, this is my dear little aunt. Don’t just stand there, she’s your little aunt too. Call her!”

Pei Kuang was speechless.

A few years later, paparazzi caught Pei Kuang walking with a girl who looked like Song Linchuan’s little aunt, Song Anan. They looked intimately close, and everyone online called out to Song Linchuan, “Look, your good friend is about to become your little uncle!”

At that time, Song Linchuan was in the middle of filming in the deep mountains and had no idea what was happening.