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... grinned in satisfaction. It had been a month since I was born, and nothing much has changed aside from the little freedom I achieved.

Shitting myself was awkward for me at first, but I must say having someone clean it up for you kinda gives you a sort of feeling of accomplishment. It's odd; maybe I have a hidden complex. That right, you foolish mortals, clean up my poo, clean it good!!!

"Little one, how many times must I say no crawling by yourself," mother suddenly scolded as s ...

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Note: 1. There is no prototype, so don’t make up your mind.
2. The author is so weird, if you scold me, I will just groan.
3. If you don’t like it, please don’t tell me if you abandon the article.
4. Thanks to the little cuties who accompanied me all the way, keep chirping!

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