MTL - After the Divorce, I Was Spoiled By the Prince - Chapter 1437 humiliate

A hundred centuries ago, Daoist Jing Yuan died from lightning. A hundred centuries later, he comes back to life, but discovers that the stars have shifted and the world has transformed by leaps and bounds.

Marketplace: Selling herbs for 10 coppers each, alleviates fevers and detoxifies, reduces swelling and relieves pain.

Jing Yuan: Isn’t this the main precious herb used for Foundation Establishment Pills?

Auction house: Advanced level cultivation method starting at 30,000 spirit-stones!

Jing Yuan: Isn’t this the trashiest cultivation method you could find anywhere on the streets?

Art gallery: “The 100 Influential Figures of the Cultivation World”

Jing Yuan: Aren’t these my good friends A, B, C, D and old enemies 1, 2, 3, 4?

Bookstore: “Jing Yuan: A Biography“, “Memoirs of Jing Yuan“, “An Intro to Daoist-Master Jing Yuan’s Legendary Life“, “Honored Master Jing Yuan Teaches You How to Guide Qi into the Body“, “The Seven Habits of Founder Jing Yuan”

Jing Yuan: ?? Isn’t this me? Wait, when did I gain seven habits?

The companions he once journeyed with have long passed away, and not even 1/10 of the formerly glorious cultivation legacies remain. Yet, in this world without him, his legend still exists. This kind of feeling, is a bit embarrassing…

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Bro!

You wouldn’t believe this!

Everything was normal. Me and my bros doing some mining for mana gems for that old sockethole, Somanda like we always do all day, everyday.

Me, Fractures, Bonet, Mono-socket, Broadbone and the gang.

Then from nowhere, that ungrateful sockethole, Somanda tries to END me! Can you believe that?!

I mean, I have told some questionable stories about him caressing my skull affectionately and deeming me his prized undead, but no need to axe a skeleton for something like that, right?

RIGHT?!

I managed to escape through one of the most convenient and contrived get-aways in all of undead history, even managing to pull a bony one on the Lich bastard by stealing two of his seemingly important possessions which I find out later to be better than I thought they’d be!

From there it’s a just a SPIRAL of boneshit left and right! I can’t catch a break! What’s with this atrocious luck, bro?!

A voice speaks to me about how I have qualified for something about a something that’s supposedly something’s something!

Then I find myself in a new world that reeks of life and gives my bones a disgusted rattle.

Powerful beasts and men are at every turn, all lining up to be a huge pain in my PELVIS!

GAAAAH!

Jeez this is happening too fast!

However, even while I’m in the thick of this, the one saving grace is that I got something worth while!

A new path of power!

I can NOT be an undead!

I can be something better than both the Living and the Dead!

Immune to the antics from both sides. Well... most of them!

I’m no longer on the path for Undeath!

Only Lifelessness awaits me!

I’m the one who transcends reality in this tale!

I am... SKULLIUS!

And I’m not an UNDEAD!

.......

[Sneek Peek]

“What kind of skills are these? What can I do with them? They better not be worthless VOW Bro!”

[Please refrain from calling me- you know what, whatever! Scroll down to access the actual descriptions about the skills].

Um ok.

Click.

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[ Supreme Skill ]

[ Flesh It Like You Mean It | Lv. 1 ]

Tired of looking dead? Are your eyes hollow? Do you need to smile and show off something other than bones? Call on the power of cosmetic flesh and get a body that's to your liking (not really).

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[ Supreme Skill ]

[ Lifeless Evolution ]

Tired of the same old undead evolutions? Is being undead not trendy anymore? Is your Lich a sockethole who doesn’t admire your efforts? Well then, try the Lifeless Evolution Package. For strong, unorthodox and peculiar evolutions that will knock your skull off.

-IfyouareseeingthisinyourGuidancefielditmeansthatthisskillisboundtoyouandisnon-refundable-

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I’m going to regret this right?

......

She was used by her boyfriend to trap someone. Unexpectedly, things did not go as planned.

Original Title: “Blackened Bosses Are All My Boyfriends”
[I could have endured the darkness if I had never seen the sun). ]
Su Jingyan is an npc in n horror novels. Every character he plays is a heartthrob, and he has been loved by thousands of people throughout his life.
Just like the bright moon in the world, the darling of God, everyone can’t wait to hold their hearts and make him smile.
The time traveler loves him, the reincarnated loves him, the reincarnated loves him, even Satan who hides in the dark loves him.
Others are hell, but you are my world.
Su Jingyan is a heartthrob, and he is very satisfied with his boyfriend, but strangely, the whole world is telling him: “Run! Your boyfriend is dangerous! He is a ghost! He will kill you later !”
Su Jingyan turned his head and looked at the man who smiled at him like a spring breeze, and then replied flatly, “Oh.” I believe you.
“…” Damn, I’m telling the truth.
The next second, the person died.
In the dead of night.
The man stared closely at Su Jingyan who had fallen asleep.
The knife in his hand shone with a cold light.
After standing there for an unknown amount of time, the man put away the knife, turned around and hugged the young man even tighter.
Don’t have the idea of ​​leaving me, or I will kill you in jealousy.
Baby, you are so good.
This article is also known as: “Turning Horror Novels into Sweet Love Articles”
“My old gong can’t possibly kill me! ”
① 1v1, change the soup but not the medicine, the love line is absolutely sweet max, the attack and the world have no memory, but it will be love at first sight.
②Focus on super possessive, sick and aggressive for a hundred years (狗头)
Shou’s attribute is a healing cutie who will always fall in love with Gong at first sight. The two are each other’s Yangou, no matter how you look at it, they feel that each other is good everywhere, as long as the shou is attacked a little bit, it is easy to blush (emphasis, some people may not like this type of shou.)
③Reject ky, decline to pick up the list.
④ Unconventional unlimited streaming, mainly for dating. (dog head)
⑤Every comment will be replied, I love you, if you like me, remember to pay attention to the column.
⑥ Screenshot taken on February 19, 2020.
Content tags: Unlimited Stream Sweet Text Fast Transmigration Book Transmigration
Search keywords: Protagonist: Su Jingyan (Mirror is as calm as the heart, unswerving in words)┃Supporting role: Lu Yichen (Dancer in Yishui, Xijiao Nanchen)┃Others:
One sentence introduction: Others are hell, but you are my world.
Conception: Redeem each other, be unique to each other, do not live without madness, love thousands of times.

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