MTL - Apocalypse Meltdown - Chapter 5 Call again and kill you.

A hundred thousand years ago, there was a great war between cultivators. Immortals fell by the tens of thousands, the path of cultivation itself was severed, and after the dust settled, tombs forested the world.

A hundred thousand years after the last legend faded, Lu Yun, commandant of tomb raiders, descends upon the world. Armed with the Book of Life and Death, he has some burning questions to answer.

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“This isn’t how you raid a tomb!” Lu Yun smirked at the cultivators frantically scurrying about the ancient tomb. “Do you want me to teach you?”

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But ah, can someone teach him how to cure his new body’s erectile dysfunction?

"An accident. She's pregnant. How unlucky. She got pregnant in one shot!

Qiao Zhiya is a hybrid. Before he was born, his elf father wanted him to have a strong physique unique to dwarfs; his dwarf mother wanted him to have a tall body unique to elves. And then he was born, his features delicate and beautiful, his body weak and thin… his strength at the peak of the dwarfs!

Then he crossed. With his beloved little hammer, we walk along females-who-is-as-tall-as-he-is and male-who-is-a-head-taller-than-him-on-average future… blue, thin mushroom wants to go home.

Chu Rong: picked up a small dwarf who always wants to run away. Its cute, wanna drag home.

Qiao Zhiya: ??? Mama, there’s a pervert!

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[The false necromancer has insufficient soldiers and is being ostracized and hunted. ]

[The real necromancer, countless skeletons, become the overlord of one party. ]

After Wu Heng obtained the double portal, he discovered that the original world was full of zombies.

When a gangster’s plan fails, another plan to survive begins.

Wu Heng chose to become a ‘Necromancer’.

Is it not allowed to summon the undead from another world? In the last days, the entire planet is a source of soldiers.

Can’t survive in the zombie world? Then I will live in another world and learn skills.

From then on, an undead army equipped with modern weapons appeared in the world.

Natural disaster strikes, millions of skeletons.

Immortal Bone Dragon, King of the Undead.

(Double portal + necromancer + magic + fantasy world + undead natural disaster.)

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