MTL - Armageddon: Shelters Can Be Upgraded Infinitely - Chapter 295

You think too much, cultivation is not like this…

When Kong Hou steps on the path to cultivation, she learns that all xianxia stories are full of lies.

A relaxed cultivation story.

Kong Hou: a traditional musical instrument like a harp. The female protagonist’s name.

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One day, an alienation took place in the world.

The last object you touch will be strengthened and become part of your body. What will you touch?

The day has come.

Someone finally touched a cow. His bones turned into beasts, his body was tall and straight, with horns on his head, and he became the world-shaking cow demon king;

Someone finally touched a stone, and his skin could be petrified at will, making him invulnerable;

Someone finally touched a hair, and his body grew strange hairs, becoming a long-haired monster;

Someone finally touched…

In the end, Li Qingshan became a cultivator.

Just when Li Qingshan thought everything was on the right track, strange things happened to him…

When the alienation ends, the earth turns into a planet after a brief period of tranquility, crashing into a continent full of opportunities.

After being reborn, Li Qingshan has assumed the responsibility of protecting all human beings invisibly…

This is a chance, but also a disaster, if it were you, what would you touch?

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The next day.“I’ve stressed this time and again—I’m responsible for making the ethos of the cultivation world off-kilter! History is written by the victors, and I’ve triumphed!” Sword Immortal Lu Yang expressed his ire during a press interview.—Brought to you by The Cultivation Times.(Translated by Rakumon)It is the first day of the twelfth month of the year—a suitable day for the launch of this novel (I hope… :3) I am Rakumon, the translator of Who Let Him Cultivate?! This novel is known for its refreshing humor and imaginative ideas in the Chinese community. If you like a witty protagonist, interesting side characters, a mystery plot in the background, and plenty of comedy, do read on and be a part of Lu Yang’s journey! I have previously worked on Consort of a Thousand Faces and Transmigration: Of Mysteries And Songs on Volare. It will be my first time translating a novel from this genre, and it definitely doesn’t help that this novel is heavy with jokes, puns, wordplay, memes, poems, cultural references—you name it. Nonetheless, I will try my best to bring them across to all of you, and please also feel free to share your comments!

Transmigrating into a parallel world, a Mystic Technique Master becomes Su Nian—the young lady of a prestigious family.Su Nian has a small goal, which is to earn one hundred million through live streaming!A love-brained young lady says,“My boyfriend loves me so much. He won’t even let me lift a finger!”Su Nian smiles sweetly.“Sweetie, I suggest you check your storage room. Your dear boyfriend is hiding a human head in there~”The eldest daughter who has been mistreated for years at home cries,“Ever since we were kids, my parents have always favored my younger sister. Now they even want me to marry the cripple from the neighboring village. We’re both their daughters—why is the difference so huge?!”Su Nian tilts her head.“Sweetie, I suggest you get a DNA test.”A cheating scumbag who’s juggling two relationships panics,“My wife and my girlfriend disappeared overnight. I suspect my wife killed my girlfriend!”Su Nian reassures him calmly.“Sweetie, don’t worry. They just went abroad together for a sweet vacation.”One day, while Su Nian is happily live streaming, a notification suddenly pops up in her room:[International CEO requests to connect]Su Nian looks at the screen and says sincerely,“Sweetie, you’re about to become completely broke—without a single penny to your name.”The live stream explodes!“Is this the legendary man whose wealth rivals a nation?”“Richest Man, run! This woman’s mouth is blessed!”“Richest Man, feel free to go bankrupt. We’ll definitely miss you…”