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... asking questions casually.

"Well"

  The student whose name was called stood up a little nervously, and hesitated: "Non-transposition deformity, incomplete rotation, incomplete fixation of ascending colon, and, there is reverse transposition?"

"Um."

  Li Ang nodded, and let the student who had received amnesty sit down.

  dangdangdangdang—

  The Haotian bell rang, and it was time for get out of class to end.

  Li Ang handed out the test papers ...

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