MTL - Back To Eighty - Chapter 1167 a bolt from the blue

A thunderbolt hit her head. She was dressed as an old country woman. She was forced to pay debts as soon as she opened her eyes. Looking at her eldest sons waiting eagerly for her to make the decision, Bai Yunxi wished she could die all over again.

From a blue-tiled house to a crumbling shack, Bai Yunxi gritted his teeth and picked up a rolling pin as he looked at the house that was leaking from all sides. He clearly assigned his sons to those who worked and those who worked.

Who dared to If you are lazy, you will be kicked out of the house. And as an old lady… Bah, as the supreme commander of the family, if she couldn’t live a good life, she might as well stifle herself with a rolling pin.

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Alex transmigrated to a world ruled by beast tamers. He got a God-Tier Choice System, but his first beast was just a slime.Everyone laughed. Teachers mocked him, students made fun of him, and hot girls looked down on him.But his system is op! Any beast could grow without limit!And the only things he needs to do are make choices.Be normal? Be silent? Be kind?Or...be crazy!The Principal yelled at him, “What did you come to school for?!”[Option one: Study][Option two: Sleeping][Option three: Flirting! I don't give a fk about school!]Soon, the world witnessed miracles:—A slime that crushed dragons by sitting on them!—A chicken that pecked a phoenix to death!—A penguin that kicked titans into orbit!When Alex finally sat on the throne, people asked:“Are you the strongest beast tamer?”“Yeah, that's me.”“What about the Nirvana Emperor?”“Also me.”“The Unbreakable Wall?”“Me.”“The God of Harem?”Alex sighed. “All of them... are me.”[Discord: https://discord.gg/wapUbCgsPN][Welcome to join!]

The idiot Long Gen pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger, takes advantage of the girls in the village, travels across the countryside and forests, monopolizes the beauty and coquettishness, and achieves the legend of “Dragon Gen”. There is a widow in front of the door leaning on the door to watch, and a sister-in-law next door looking through the screen window… This book is determined to be a stallion, with the goal of pushing down and being pushed.

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CONTENT WARNING – JUICY LEMONS DETECTEDThis novel contains:System-triggered intimacySkill fusion via bondingSeduction-based class evolutionMILFs with buns, blades, and traumaEmotional tension that may result in citrus explosionsLemons served hot, spicy, and metaphorically satisfying.All content is Webnovel-safe, but your sanity might not be.Reader discretion (and hydration) advised.THE STORY:I got summoned to save a kingdom.But instead of the Holy Hero class, I got this:[SSS-Rank Class Assigned: MILF Hunter]Now every mature woman with curves and baggage looks at me like I’m the main quest.The Queen adopted me.A shrine spirit rode me.A widow pinned me until the system glitched.Every MILF I bond with unlocks a passive.Every one I please evolves my class.And now?[Threadweave Fusion Unlocked]I can fuse skills. Reforge reality.Break the system from the inside out.This isn’t just a harem.It’s a divine glitch with thighs, scars, and consequences.I’m not the hero they asked for.I’m the anomaly the gods want erased.If you’re into:Dominant queens and combat widowsBond-powered level-upsForbidden skill craftingCombat as foreplayCitrus-coded corruption arcsThen open this book.And bring a towel.[MILF Hunter System Online]Exposure: Rising…Watchers: Engaged…Lemon Protocol: Armed and dripping…Add to your Collection.Drop a Power Stone.Choose your MILF.Because the queens are thick.The class is cursed.And the system?It doesn’t believe in chill.