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... , if you make it into a scene that needs to be filled with mosaics, the Holy Spirit will not be able to wipe your **** for you.

"Then what should we do?"

"How did you guys come here, Lan? Oh, by the way, where did you come from?

"We got it together, using a little trick."

What are the so-called small tricks?

"But the signal here is blocked, so there is no way to use this method.

Lan She took out her mobile phone and shook it, and sure enough, there was n ...

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“You…” She stepped back. Then back again, her mouth dropped open. “You… You cannot be…”

“I am,” Etan said, and his hair raked back as he pushed his mask off his handsome face. So handsome her heart raced.

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“How can you say that? It changes everything!” She was horrified to realize she was crying.

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