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... to pee.

The two trembled in fright.

"My lord, Lord Beerus has not been serious about his work recently."

"Yeah, I don't know how to work harder, Lord Xiangpa has already gained weight."

Facing the complaints of the two angels, Beerus and Xiangpa trembled again in fright, but they dared not say anything more.

"Is that so? Then either replace a God of Destruction."

Quan Wang said something very calmly.

Both Beerus and Champa nearly fainted.

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