MTL - Martial Arts From Bandits - Chapter 787 Preach! Preach!

Listen here, because I've seen it with my very own eyes.William Oh was born on the hundredth floor of The Tower, to the greatest Climbers of the ancient world, steeped in the Tower's lethal miasma from the moment he drew breath, giving him strange and unnatural powers.They say he is an immortal being who circles the dreams of mortal men, resurfacing wherever the need is greatest. Those who disparage him will fall into despair, but if you're a Climber in a tight scrape, look to the sky and say a little prayer.Maybe he will appear?Odds are probably better if you pay for my drink.- Rumor overheard on a 1st Floor Tavern. Originator did not pay his tab.

Lawyer Jiang got planted, lost the lawsuit, and was kidnapped home.
The abduction was abducted, and the defendant also took her to obtain a certificate, intending to occupy her life.
Jiang Wu: I was thinking about how to dig your corner, but you are thinking about this?
Shen Mu: It’s still early, why don’t we think about something embarrassing?

Reporter: How did the two of you decide to become partners with each other and stay together for the rest of your life?
Jiang Wu: After three rounds of drinking, I fell in love overnight.
Shen Mu: Yes, so superficial, I like it~\(≧▽≦)/~

President Gong VS Divorce Lawyer
1V1, sweet text

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A realm where humans battle monsters and the good die young. 4 weeks ago Will woke up in a new world filled with Monsters and Magic.Thrust into this new reality with nothing more than a class called “soldier” and a leveling system he’s never seen before, Will fights just to survive. When he stumbles across a dying stranger, a mysterious quest line activates. Now Will must head to the front lines where humanity wages war against a ruthless Goblin Horde. There he will join the standing Kadian Army and forge his name from the fires of legend. He’ll have to face Goblins, Hordes of the Undead, cultists, and demons from hell. And that’s just before breakfast. Iron Blooded is a gritty Progression Fantasy with focuses on battles, leveling up, and political intrigue. Perfect for those who like their fantasy with a side of LITRPG.

It was just like any other day, or so I thought at least. The birds were chirping up on trees, clouds were rolling by the bright blue sky and Elves were dumpster diving in the alleyway.

Okay, one of those three didn’t sound right...

I had a boring life once. Recently though, it has become less boring... to put it one way.

Finding a random Elf in the dumpster? Heh, must be a Monday.

A normal person would have walked by. A normal person would have ignored it.

I must be a pretty weird guy, then.

Now I have this Elf swearing her allegiance to me. What’s next, vampires?