MTL - My Big Brother is Seeking Death Again - Chapter 9 Plan can't keep up with changes

I have been dead for a long time, but I am still alive, well... at least part of me is alive.Honestly, I don't really like the nickname those Tomb Raiders gave me, but I am someone willing to embrace new things.So yes, I am the zongzi that the Tomb Raiders dread, someone who considers themselves just suffering from a strange illness, hoping to recover soon.I have contracted a strange illness named 'longevity', accompanied by symptoms such as memory loss.PS. I'm trapped in the tomb and can't get out. Can someone take me out? Waiting online, pretty urgent.

The alien DNA is the best thing that has ever happened to Ye Shuang because the genetic optimization it offers has made her more beautiful, more formidable, and more brilliant.

But… why doesn’t this unknown alien species have a fixed s*x before adulthood‽ Alternating between both sexes every few days, why‽ For gender equality‽ Thankfully, she still has a chance to save herself. As long as she can settle down with a partner before full genetic assimilation, she’ll be able to carry on with her life as just one specific sex. For the sake of the perfect female body, all the men out there, beware!

But wait, what are all these women up to? Why are you all looking at me like a piece of meat‽ Halt, stop, don’t come any closer… What the hell‽

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“You redeemed [Inner Sect Teachings], Quanzong’s understanding +15%.”“You redeemed [Resource Optimization], a sect resource’s productivity greatly increased.”“You redeemed [Spiritual Root Enhancement], a sect member upgraded to Celestial Spirit Root.”“You redeemed [Doorway Affairs], discovered an exorcism task, please send disciples to expel the demon.”Traversing into the cultivation world for over two hundred years, Lu Ping never expected that only after his death would the true Golden Finger appear before his eyes.This is a growth story of a sect.A group of disciples with differing personalities, facing the sect’s struggles, together revitalizing the sect, and pursuing the story of everlasting strength.

So, apparently I'm Albedo now...And to make things worse, I'm in the Marvel universe, which one exactly, I've got no fucking clue.Fuck man! Why do I have to be in the body of a inverted person! Do you know how attention drawing white hair and red eyes look like in the real world?! It's been like what, the 4th person who asked me if they were natural?!...I gotta dye this shit black, like my original hair was...