MTL - Pirates: Bounty Hunters of Yin and Yang Power - Chapter 52

“If he’s being badass, I’m gonna plant my own crops. If he messes with me, he will not live past next year.”

Homebody Zhao Hai brought ‘QQ Farm’ along in his traversal to another world and resided within the body of a fallen noble. His fief was a black land which nothing could be planted, and more importantly, he even had a peerlessly powerful fiancee, who was actually the successor of a duchy and future Grand Duchess!

Even more importantly, he is a magical and martial cripple who could not learn magic and martial arts. His crippling was very thorough.

“I can’t learn magic, but I have the farm. You dare attack me? I’ll release bugs to eat up your rations and crops, and put pesticides and weed agents into your water sources to make your lands grow weeds. See if you dare to attack me. What? You wanna hire killers to assassinate me? Hehehe. I’ll hide inside the little house in my farm and see how you can attack me. When you leave, I’m gonna terminate your country’s crop productions, and then all of your people will revolt. See if you dare to kill me.”

Watch how this somewhat black hearted hobo uses his QQ Farm in the world of swords and magic to become a globally known nightmarish existence.

You think too much, cultivation is not like this…

When Kong Hou steps on the path to cultivation, she learns that all xianxia stories are full of lies.

A relaxed cultivation story.

Kong Hou: a traditional musical instrument like a harp. The female protagonist’s name.

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My wife is pretending to be a bad student again.######After raising a foolish wife for nineteen years, she left a divorce paper and ran away!Sitting in a wheelchair, he looked calm: “She doesn't know the way, she won't get far.”The subordinate reminded: “Madam has run abroad to compete...”Young Master remained expressionless: “She is a bad student, always last in every competition.”The subordinate wiped his sweat: “But, Madam is a judge this time...”Mr. Emperor furrowed his brows: “Heh, what does a country girl know besides planting?”The subordinate wanted to cry: “A global top academic competition... in the men's category... as a judge...”He, who has a leg condition, suddenly stood up from the wheelchair: “I'll go compete!”= =At the competition venue.Looking at his foolish wife dressed as a man, handsome and charming, dominating all the awards; then in a long dress, radiant and mesmerizing, becoming a goddess revered in the fields of global medicine, pharmacy, botany, and even astrophysics...His eyes deepened: “No matter how amazing, she's still my woman!”Who would have thought, she arrogantly tossed a divorce paper: “Here, sign it!”[1v1 sweet love story, both heart-wrenching and heart-warming]

Chen Yuan, a government official in Ping’an County, came across, with an altar of luck hidden in his mind.

As long as you sacrifice luck, you can get the guidance of heavenly secrets, supernatural powers, exercises, sorcery, treasures of heaven and earth…

There are immortals, Buddhas, and demons in this world, as high as temples and as far away as rivers and lakes.

There are three thousand sword immortals who control the sword in the sky, there are Buddhist arhats holding the sky with one finger, and there are rivers and lakes…

It was the worst of times, and it was the best of times.

My name is Chen Yuan, from the abyss!

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Killing decisively, there is already a 2 million word old book “Martial Arts Beginning from Bandits” Welcome to read

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