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... up by the wind. I kindly helped her pull it down, but she actually punched me in the left eye!

The colleague asked again: What about the right eye?

The man said: I thought she didn't like pulling the skirt down, so I helped her lift it up again. "Xu Cun preached vividly.

After hearing this joke, Lin Qingxia, Zhang Aijia, Mi Xue, and Deborah were immediately amused and turned back and forth!

The tricks, handymen, and extras who saw this scene all secretly scolded Xu C ...

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