MTL - The Villain Will Become Stupid If He Doesn’t Pamper Me - Chapter 31 The first day without pets

There’s SIS in great Britain, CIA in the US. In Huaxia, there’s Dragon Division, known as the mysterious power of the East.

When a soldier that originally failed to be selected to join, appeared on the Dragon Division’s list again, no one noticed, that this inconspicuous and humble looking guy was actually the Dragon King of the division, the one that’s most difficult to deal with.

He was a man, whose appearance gave every one existential crisis, including a fly that was consecutively caught by him with a pair of chopsticks.

Of course, this story is hilarious as well.
[Shen Yao laughed. “You think I would help you? For what reason?”

Xu Cheng sighed. “Shen Yao, to be honest, you are really pretty.”

“Humph.” Shen Yao snorted coldly, “Can you elaborate on that for me?”

“I don’t know how to get into details, but I can only say that when I accidentally tore your skirt today, I got a boner.” ]

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Yu Zhengdu joined a small start-up company that claim to offer “life management services”……as a programmer.

On his first day in office, he received a phone call from a stranger: “Hello, I received a text message from your company that informed me of my reincarnation tomorrow……”

Yu Zhengdu: “……??”

Shang Que, the beautiful little boss, said, “New employee, welcome to the Hell organisation in the human world. A thousand years ago, I was known to the human world as the Ghost King of Luofeng Mountain.”

Yu Zhengdu: “……??” From then on, he was incredibly distressed about the development of Hell.

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In his previous life, Lin Ye was tricked by his crush losing the hidden War God profession. Reborn in this life, the first thing he decides is to never be persuaded again to become the unfortunate Healer...However, he finds his talent has changed into Healing Dominator.The next second, Lin Ye is over the moon when he sees his Attributes.Attribute 1: When your healing takes effect, there's a chance to gain permanent attribute point bonuses and a very low probability of acquiring the opponent's talent.Attribute 2: When your healing takes effect, there's a chance to acquire special items 'Spiritual Essence' (can be used to refine equipment attributes).Attribute 3: Any Healing Technique you use only consumes one point of Mana Value, and requires no casting materials.Attribute 4: Each time healing is accumulated, it can be used to enhance talent or skill ratings (current accumulated healing volume: 0).

There are two gods in the world, one lives in people's hearts and is dead. The other lives in reality and is alive.He is a person, he is named God. Yes, he is the one being talked about.He has returned from Hell.