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... Day, God, I can't even imagine how the Dortmunds would laugh at us."

   "Ham, are you going to watch the game?"

   "Oh! Old Jess, I have a bad heart. My daughter won't let me go to the stadium to watch the game, not to mention the game where those Dort **** won the championship!"

   "Gosh, Ham, when did you check it out?"

   "The day before yesterday, I went to a backstreet bar, you know, that Eastern European lady made me lie on top of her and was sent to the hospit ...

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All living beings in heaven and earth are guests in a tavern. The timescape is also an old customer.

The difference between life and death is like the difference between dreaming and waking. Even years of study might not reveal the truth of such complex transformations.

What awaits on the other side of life and death? What surpasses heaven and earth? What lies beyond the timescape?

Er Gen, the author of Renegade Immortal, Pursuit of Truth, I Shall Seal the Heavens, A Will Eternal, and A World Worth Protecting, brings you his sixth novel Beyond the Timescape.

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