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"Sorry?"

"I'll correct that?"

No matter what you expect, all of them are wrong. The correct answer is:

"Wow, this actually works."

One week into military life, I realized:

Humans built the pyramid.

Is there anything humans can’t do in this world?

Over the past week, the daily life of the new recruits looked something like this:

"Do 1,000 jumping jacks!"

"Are you out of your mind...?"

An hour later, I was sa ...

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