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... , almost as often as he’s promoted Family Members, true. But at least the message was good?.. no? I’ll shut up now.

[u/tcululu. replied]

-Just when I think, this sub has an original joke, I find it’s a standard nepotism joke from google images. Well, to be fair, Hollywood is all about corruption, so I guess we can add plagiarism to its jokes as well.

[u/KlyIsTheBest. replied]

-I’ve lost all hopes for the sub, I just browse through it for the occasional really funn ...

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