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... that make you instantly question your existence.
Like realizing your crush from third grade married your cousin.
Or when you open the fridge, see a glowing eyeball in the egg carton, and it blinks at you.
But the worst?
Walking into the kitchen at 7:00 a.m. to find your demon stepmother dressed in a pencil skirt, sipping blood-orange juice, and casually saying:
"I’ll be attending Parent-Teacher Night with you."
I froze mid-chew.
"You’re... ...
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