My Vampire Harem Will Dominate Everything - Chapter 343: One Of Two Things

I don’t need any deep relationships. I have no desire for a girlfriend, and I only require one friend who holds any value to me. Ever since I threw out my youth for the sake of efficiency, there is one person who keeps entering the bedroom of Ooboshi Akiteru. She’s neither my little sister nor my friend. She’s nothing more than a bothersome, annoying Kouhai, as well as my friend’s little sister: Kohinata Iroha.

“Senpai, let’s go on a date~! Did you think I’d say that~?”

Rather than blood, it seems like energy drinks run through her veins. She keeps occupying my bed, and she tries her best to seduce me with whatever method she can play to her favor. She’s a girl who’s constantly annoying and obnoxious around me. Even though I’m busy all day long, she doesn’t care.

And in case you’re wondering why all these envious gazes are directed at me, it’s because Iroha is actually really popular. She’s an honor student at our school with top grades to boot, and she’s known for being kind and proper to anyone she meets.

…Hey now, why are you only so annoying when you’re around me?

[ You have Acquired Undead Queen Calypso ][ You have Acquired Dragon Monarch Centour ][You have Acquired Chaos Dragon Bloodline ][ You have Acquired Ant Queen Mephisto ][ You have Acquired 3,000,000 Elite Ants as your Subjects ]___Earth was devoured by Orca, a mysterious realm where World Dungeons became the path to unstoppable power.Igaris, heir of a fallen house, finally awakens the God Particle.With the awakening, he dives into countless supernatural worlds, gaining an endless number of subordinates through his God-tier ability: Infinite Acquisition.As his army grows, he sets out on a path of ultimate revenge for the extermination of his family.Will he succeed?----Infinite Acquisition - An Overlord's ability that allows Igaris to acquire almost anything into existence with just a touch.And that too without any limit.He can order his acquired object or subject to do anything he wants.Slaves or Subordinates....?How will Igaris curve his path to become the Overlord again?Or was there someone else who lurks in the shadows?

One day, two forum posts titled “I Seem Unsuited for Dating” appeared on Promontory Forum’s Feelings board nearly at the same time.

User A: 「I have a severe case of mysophobia and possessiveness. I cannot accept it if my girlfriend has had relationship experience. I went to see a psychiatrist, but I haven’t improved. I might truly be unsuited for dating.」

User B: 「I think I might be unsuited for dating. I very much enjoy the ambiguous phase of sounding out each other’s feelings, but after becoming official, if they want to hug me, or perhaps kiss me, I will immediately feel nauseous.」

Internet User: 「I beseech that the two of you be together. Don’t go and harm anyone else.」

- Description from Novelupdates

Turns out your childhood best friend — the one you always thought was a dude — was a babe all along....And she has WHAT? A Yuri harem? (An all-girls harem? Seriously?)While she attracts women as easily as breathing, women run away from you the moment you breathe?