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Lui’s jaw tightened, but before he could fire back, Artis raised a hand, cutting him off like a king silencing a jester.

"Come on, Lui, it’s basic physics. If you can’t lift your loving wife—the very woman who chose you—then what are you even doing with that dick of yours? Hell, if it’s less than two inches and you can’t even hoist a feather, maybe just snip it off and call it quits!

"At least as a woman, you wouldn’t have this whole ’manly failure’ thing hanging ...

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