Oh My God! Earthlings are Insane! - Chapter 1: Returning From The Nightmare

**CAUTION: CONTAINS ELEMENT OF TABOO,I Dreamed of Cultivation... and Got Homework Instead!“Ah, reincarnation into a xianxia world! Time to wield swords, shoot qi bullets, and become the overlord of the heavens!”At least, that’s what Lin Mao thought would happen. Instead, he woke up in a scholar’s robe, surrounded by ink-stained fingers and people debating... philosophy.“This isn’t the path to immortality! This is the path to finals!”Now Lin Mao has to navigate his life in the prestigious Sky Moon Sect, where flying on swords is nothing but a dream. The only thing flying is debates and enlightenment that comes from philosophy, not martial arts.Instead of fighting demonic beasts, he's fighting grumpy senior brothers, mysterious sect elders, and his master that has a.......long beard.“Who needs qi cultivation when you have the ‘Path of Society’? What does that even mean?!And why does everyone here hate jokes?!”Filled with nothing but Earth’s most degenerate novels, his unhinged personality, and his special ability to accidentally piss people off, Lin Mao is determined to shake up the scholar world.He might not be a cultivator, but who says he can’t make being a scholar legendary?“This isn’t the dream I signed up for, but whatever. If they are going to make me study, I’ll do it my way!”****This novel will be story-focused, blending humor, character development, and world-building. However, it will also include R18 elements with detailed smut for those who enjoy a little spice in their story. You’ve been warned!***[ Tags ]R-18 | Mature | Adult | Smut | Harem | Ecchi | Hentai | NSFW | Netori | Blowjob | Anal | Sex | Threesome | Foursome | Hardcore | Feet | Thick | Thicc | Loli | Milf | Gilf | Young & Mature | Choking | Out doors | Humiliation | Bdsm | Fetish | Action | Handsome MC | Weak to Strong MC | Comedy | Wise

Zhuge Xiang was originally a preparatory disciple of the Asura Sect, and worked hard to comprehend Qi Jin and become an official disciple of the Asura Sect.

By chance, he got the “magic weapon” of the super game system.

With this magic weapon in hand, with the improvement of Zhuge Xiang’s strength, various magical functions will be revealed one by one.

Character layout, experience value system, skill points, package space, task system, small map radar, life skills…

Let’s see how he can soar into the sky and become famous all over the world with the game system in his hand…

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Adam Anderson’s world turned upside down after an accident landed him in a society where women ruled. Waking in the hospital, he found himself inexplicably married to his estranged childhood friend, Claire, a woman weighed down by a secret.But Claire’s secret came with a price. One that gave Caterina De Luca, Boston’s ruthless Mafia queen, the perfect excuse to force her way into Adam’s life.With Caterina tightening her grip and his marriage crumbling under the weight of unspoken truths, Adam faced an impossible choice: resist, or surrender to the woman who would stop at nothing to claim him.Women out number men 3:1 in the new world.This story is set in the same world as Finding a Yandere in Reverse World. You do not need to have read that story at all to enjoy this one.Discord link to get character pictures and updates easily.

Check BRIMFUL DEPRAVATION for something (For Now) less tense.Front page is “ZWÏSHA LOBDYIENT”.Comment if you want to see a specific Character in the front page.See the comments for pics of the Characters.Fired for the umpteenth time from his part time job for messing again with his boss's Step Daughter; Dackör Kruelckdom, plans returning to his apartment.In the way, He stops at the convenience store, finding a beautiful Mature Woman who catches his eye.Still, the short young man focuses on his task, and after paying for his purchase, he and everyone nearby have been sent to a seemingly harmless environment.But apparences are deceiving, and after fighting for their lives, they go suddenly back to Karmdaris, their homeworld.Yet, a few people remember the event, others don't, and how could the population react in the face of an unknown adversity?, especially when new threats are spawning out of nowhere.The answer is simple, panic, chaos and confusion mixed with the lingering fear of uncertainty.Some would perish, some would thrive, and others undoubtedly will be gloated in the arousal of new possibilities.NO CHEATSNO PLOT ARMORNO VANILLA EASY LIFEIf you are coming for a story in which characters win no matter what, never lose in any sense of the meaning, and everything is basically perfect, then this is not going to be of your liking.The story truly starts from Chapter 29.I will try to publish two chapters a day.English is not my first language, any mistake I made feel free to point it out for me to correct it as soon as possible.