Rebirth of the Useless Bastard Son - Chapter 17

An ordinary high school boy named Max is in his basement watching porn and masturbating. When suddenly, a pop-up ad covered the whole screen!

“Gege, what does cultivating feelings mean?? Is kissing when you eat someone’s mouth?? How are children born??” The 3-year-old Xiao Tu likes to chase after her ChangZhi gege and ask questions…

Ten years old Cheng Zhiyan had always seemed been studious and hardworking. However, when he heard these three questions, he was stunned and fled in an instant… until one day, a certain thirteen-year-old Xiao Tu pressed Cheng Zhiyan to the wall and kissed him. Then she smacked her lips to savor the taste and said: “It turns out that when you kiss orange juice, it really taste like orange juice ah…” the always calm and indifferent Cheng ZhiYan, once again fled in defeat.

**TN: ChengZhi Yan’s name sounds like orange juice

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The once greatest Saint underneath the heavens has been reborn after one hundred years. He cultivates with mighty skills, and he fights to once again reach the top of the world!

Don’t compete with me when it comes to concocting pills, 100% effectiveness means nothing to me.

Don’t compete with me when it comes to cultivation speed, I won’t be responsible when you die from embarrassment.

Don’t compete with me when it comes to experience, as I’m an ancient ancestor.

The existence of Jiang Chen is destined to ridicule thousands of geniuses…

As a gourd in the sweet day girl group, Qi Ke has countless CPs in the group, and only has a normal relationship with the captain Song Yushi, and has no sense of CP.

Three hundred cp fans on the whole network are ridiculed every day: such a difficult cp, how are your teeth?

CP Fan Buddhist Department: I said jumping off the building, then ask Lalang.

Some good people even opened a trumpet, called: Did Qi Ke and Song Yushi know each other today?

Three years later, the girl group disbanded, and Qi Ke and Song Yushi were each beautiful and continued to be unfamiliar.

Suddenly one day, a group of internal narcissists: Wait, I seem to get Qi Yu’s CP feeling.

As a result, Qi Ke and Song Yushi’s candy spots were picked out one by one.

Qi Ke’s ring was given by Song Yushi.

The wardrobes of Qi Ke and Song Yushi are shared, and the same styles are numerous.

During the second tour of Sweet day, Qi Ke mentioned the person who accompanied her through the most unknown years, and looked at Song Yushi.

In the last episode of the third season of Sweet day, the video of Song Yushi’s solo dance was shot by Qi Ke. Qi Ke voted for the most beautiful player in the team, and Song Yushi was selected.

Netizen: I won’t watch the romantic variety show next season without the two of them, so hurry up and tie it up for me!

The netizens were crazy, and the company couldn’t sit still. They found two people and proposed a marketing strategy for CP.

Song Yushi: …but we have broken up.

company:! ! !

Qi Ke: How can I do business CP with my ex-girlfriend group so that I can be in the show without letting her see that I still like her? Hurry, wait online!

half year later.

@Today Qi Ke and Song Yushi know each other: Thank you for your invitation, we are talking.

The first lead singer of the salt and the sweet x the almighty captain of the flower of Kaolin

Qiangqiang, broken mirror and reunion

Natural bend x deep cabinet

Content tags: strong, reunion, entertainment, sweet text

Search keywords: Protagonists: Song Yushi, Qi Ke ┃ Supporting roles: Pre-received “Fake Love [Entertainment Circle]” for collection ┃ Others: Tianwen, next year

One sentence introduction: and we are forced to open business

Concept: Promote team spirit, learn unity is strength.

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