Skyrim: A Sorcerer's Tale - Chapter 40 - XIII: Regalia of Dagoth

Sister in law: “Qing, why is the eggplant you planted curved?”Li Qing: “What do you understand? Only curved ones are more enjoyable?”Sister in law's face turned red and she said, “Why are cucumbers straight?”Li Qing chuckled mischievously and said, “Only straight ones can go deeper.”

A very sweet entertainment circle novel about a closeted gong x fudanshi shou.

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I became a staff officer of an empire whose defeat was certain.The only way to escape from the empire with an 8-year mandatory service was through dishonorable discharge.But then…“You can be glad, Lieutenant. Thanks to your accurate instinct, our military could prevent damage in advance.”The more I struggled to be discharged, the higher my performance evaluation became.

On her wedding day, she was humiliated; her status as the legitimate wife was instantly changed into that of a concubine.