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... d assistant interrupting a tense movie scene.

"Dear host, harmless hallucinations and unknown laws detected in your vicinity. Would you like me to filter them out for you?"

Harmless hallucinations? Duke blinked. Harmless? What were they, sparkly unicorns or invisible tax collectors?

"Filter!" Duke barked with zero hesitation. No way was he signing up for the full psychedelic special.

In an instant, the surreal, chaotic scene warped and twisted, sn ...

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