Stray Cat Strut - Chapter Thirty - Grasshopper’s Guide to Discrete Destruction

“From today onwards, you will become the Envoy of one of the Main Gods in the Dimensions of Gods. You will travel from one world to another and through that, you will attain what others will never obtain in their entire life.”

A hundred thousand years ago, there was a great war between cultivators. Immortals fell by the tens of thousands, the path of cultivation itself was severed, and after the dust settled, tombs forested the world.

A hundred thousand years after the last legend faded, Lu Yun, commandant of tomb raiders, descends upon the world. Armed with the Book of Life and Death, he has some burning questions to answer.

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“This isn’t how you raid a tomb!” Lu Yun smirked at the cultivators frantically scurrying about the ancient tomb. “Do you want me to teach you?”

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But ah, can someone teach him how to cure his new body’s erectile dysfunction?

"Your granddaughter claims she likes girls while my grandson is rumoured to be bent so… don't you think they are a good match for each other?"

“Meet. Befriend. Seduce.”

Those were the words promised which made him excited.

“Play Nightlife and date your favorite Vampire Girlfriend!”

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When Lukas purchases Nightlife, all he expected was dating all the girls and getting the sweet sweet “plot”. He didn't expect to be thrown into the world entirely!

What's a Vampire got to do to survive?