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It was evening, he was sitting in the cricket-filled lobby with Gorgon again, and he was picking chunks of tofu and pieces of lettuce out of a naan wrap that had been incorrectly labeled vegan at a food truck hed passed on the way over.

Do you know why the bread at that place tastes fabulous? Its because its grilled in butter. Do you know how I know that? Its because my brain now has an anti-joy narc living in it.

How long do you think you will complain about this pa ...

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