Superstar Aspirations - Chapter 33: Lan & Yao CP Goes Viral (1)

When I was 15-years-old, during the year that I graduated from middle school, my father told me this.

“Come here, little one!” “No way!”

What to do when the wife is angry? The big-shot CEO is filthy rich, showering her with extravagant displays of love every day! Today a luxury car, tomorrow a mansion, the day after a private jet…

In a media interview: “What was the most expensive gift you have given your wife?” “So far, our son!” “You treat your wife so well, she must surely love you!” CEO laughs confidently, “Without a doubt!”

Arriving home, his delicate wife throws a divorce contract at him, “Dongfang Yu, sign this!”

“Hai Xiaotang, all you think about is divorce. Don’t think I can’t handle you!” The CEO, full of fury, cracks his knuckles, “A washboard, an abacus, a keyboard, a durian…choose one!”

“Durian!” The CEO ends up kneeling on the durian with a thud!

The Student Council President’s Secret Laid Bare (生徒会長のセキ裸ラな秘密) is fairly standard 2D Dream Bunko fare but with an exhibitionism theme.

Basically, it’s about a guy who discovers the student council president is an exhibitionist and gets roped into helping her with that fetish.