Sword Saints Should Go Tank - Chapter 599 - : Chaos treasure

Elyzara Thorne was just an ordinary woman until she died in the dumbest way possible. One moment she was walking down the street, the next, she was choking on a piece of candy and face-planting into the afterlife. Before she could even process her own stupidity, a snarky system appeared and dumped her into the body of a newborn baby.Sounds bad? Oh, it gets worse.Her new moms are the most terrifying tyrants the world has ever seen two ridiculously powerful empresses who rule with an iron fist, burn cities for fun, and make their enemies weep in fear. The entire kingdom is one bad day away from rebellion, and Elyzara’s new mission (whether she likes it or not) is to stop these two overpowered warlords from getting themselves overthrown.The problem?• She’s a literal infant.• Her moms worship the ground she drools on and think she’s the best thing since world domination.• Everyone around her is scared shitless of her “divine presence,” making diplomacy nearly impossible.Can Elyzara stop her bloodthirsty parents from committing war crimes before she’s old enough to walk? Or is she doomed to be the adorable mascot of tyranny?

The World of Immortals, it is the world every mortal long for. For many, it is an eternal glory to cause a spatial distortion and enter the World of Immortals. But the vicissitude of time is simply merciless, the legends regarding immortality had long been forgotten.

Beta: Ahhh! Damn it... When will the good day come?

Author: Well, don't ask me, I just got here.

Beta: Fuck it! I want a good story.

Author: Junior, trust this senior, this is a good one

Beta: Arggh! Shut up! I hate it.

Author: courting death! Go and ask Yama how good this is.

Beta: Y-You, how dare you?

Author: I will give you 10 breaths of time, cripple your cultivation, and scram!!

Beta: Good! Very Good!

Author: *Raises his eyebrows and turns beta into useless dust particles*

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Chad: senior, I have been enlightened, I wish to know more about what you have in this ancient script.

Author: ah! An intelligent and wise junior, you have raised a very good question. Here are things this forbidden ancient script contains.

•Sinful activity: this book contains the profound sinful activity of balancing the Yin and Yang, by, shoving the mighty Yang rod in the Yin Hole.

•System - MC relationship: fuck... Ahem* Ahem* sorry for tongue slip. Forget the classic old system, here take this hot waifu tsundere system. ( not that edgy )

•Steal everything: junior! Are you tired of Mc only stealing the jade beauties that were created for the protagonist? Well, let's process further and add the Protagonist's mother, aunt, and sister, into Mc's harem.

Chad: oh! The senior really blessed me with such a divine forbidden Scripture, here take my money and give me the chapters.

Author: oh! Ho Ho! I haven't finished yet.

Here are a few more.

[Ding! Resurrection of the Dead can be used on this target.][Ding! Extraction of the Dead can be used on this target.]…Betrayed and surrounded by thousands, Kael decided to comply by extracting his ‘strongest skill’ in order to cause chaos and drag more people to hell with him.However, when Kael extracted his skill, he awakened an unknown power that made him feel that he had complete control over everyone's life and death.A mysterious old man sensed Kael’s awakening and intervened, turning his fate upside down. Nevertheless, everything came with a cost…When Kael opened his eyes again, time itself had been rewound with his family still alive and the world still at peace… at least for now.But the peace is short-lived.The line between reality and virtuality shatters when [Worldbreaker Online], the world’s most popular VRMMORPG, descends into reality, unleashing dungeons and monsters upon the earth.With one month before chaos devours everything, Kael must prepare to face the apocalypse once again.As the Immortality Lord, Kael can resurrect the dead, extract their skills, and command them as his own. Yet his true challenge lies beyond the dungeons because across worlds, galaxies, and the universe wage endless war.In order to uncover the mystery behind his power and the old man’s true intent as well as repaying his kindness, Kale decided to become strong as soon as possible.[Ding! Re-Awakening the host’s class.][Ding! An error has been detected.][Ding! Finding a solution…][Ding! Congratulations to the host, you have awakened the Immortality Lord Class (???)]What you need to know:*OP and Smart MC? Yes! (But this one has more comedy, making the MC look silly once in a while). Read the free chapters and you’ll know how OP the MC is.*Progressive Fantasy with Realistic Pacing, as in the story features both fast and slow progression but leaning more toward fast pace.*Action! If you love reading a detailed fight, then you would definitely be in love with this novel since the fight scene would be explained in as much detail as I could.