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... said to her, “Your brother mistook a piece of wood for me last night and chatted with it tirelessly for half an hour. When he didn’t get a response, he kicked it and yelped in pain, only to realize it was wood.”

Lu Mingyu glared at him. “It’s because you usually act like a block of wood. When it’s dark out and you’re standing next to the wood, I can’t even tell who’s who!”

One is a fool.

One is a block of wood.

Lu Yang couldn’t help but laugh out loud. She finally ...

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