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... ood Evening, would Kanzaki Yuuko be available?

Clown: Who? I am sorry, I know no one by that name.

Police: Hmm? According to our records she should be living at this address… who might you be?

Clown: I am a clown!

Police: … And what are you doing here?

Clown: I live here!

Police: *Sigh* If you happen to remember or meet Kanzaki-san, could you please call me at this number?

Clown: Oh! A business card! So is being a police officer your business?

Poli ...

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