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... ile proofreading, 3) telling crappy jokes?

Clown: All but the third one! Besides, Clowns are magical… why do I need sleep?!

Pierrot: Well, most of the magical creatures of Rimuru’s world need sleep–except the slimes, of course. So you are not alone.

Clown: So… do you agree that I’m magical?

Pierrot: No. I’ve already contacted the psychiatric ward in the nearest hospital.

Clown: !!!

Pierrot: Don’t worry, I’ll be there with you. Since we are always together.

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