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Pierrot: Because the world is so cold to us?

Bartender: It signifies opportunity. How did your friend fail the interview?

Pierrot: Decided to turn the interviewer’s tie into a balloon animal.

Bartender: As expected of a clown.

Pierrot: And the guy almost suffocated.

Bartender: …

Pierrot: Aren’t you going to say anything?

Bartender: The bartender tends the soul of the customer. Sometimes through silence.

Pierrot: Is that ...

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