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... ug.”

“I need these pants to save my life.”

Murong Tian's face was the picture of misery.

The woman running the stall heard him out.

She crossed her arms over her chest.

She gave him a thorough once-over.

Her face was a mix of skepticism and disbelief.

Do you think I'm buying it?

“Young man, that kind of thinking is dangerous.”

“Get yourself home, now.”

The stall owner said with a cold huff.

“No!!!”

...

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