The Empress's Gigolo - Chapter 844 - Another Bachelor Party Again?

Question: “When one summer day, you find a cucumber inexplicably appearing on the vagin of a beautiful woman in the living room, how should you save her?” “A. Pull it out” “B. Suck it out” “C.**********” Years later, when Li remembered this scene again, he hated himself for not choosing C... --------- “Yikes, what’s pressing against me?” Meng Lin instinctively exclaimed, immediately looked down, and upon seeing the alarming outline, she exclaimed in surprise, “Qianfan, why did you put your white cane inside your pants? Are you afraid someone will steal it? Let sister-in-law help you take it out!” With that said, Meng Lin reached out her hand… ------ “Sister-in-law, were you masturbating yourself?” Li Qianfan pretended to be shocked. “A cucumber has fallen inside my vagin, can you help me get it out?” No wonder his sister-in-law looked so thirsty; it was because she was often unsatisfied. “Sister-in-law, don’t cry, I’ll help you get it out right now!” After offering comfort, Li Qianfan placed his palm on Meng Lin’s thigh and began moving slowly towards the place where the cucumber was submerged……

In this world, orphans or just anyone without any hope for this world can apply to become a “walking target”. Their sole purpose is to be a practicing dummy for the students of the sect who train to become “Demon Hunters”. These students need “walking targets” to test their training on living, walking beings of flesh and blood.
In exchange, they will be provided with food & shelter.
Their existence value is lower than a slave, but if they manage to survive a few years they can receive a life long pension.

Xiao Han is such a “walking target”. One time he witnessed a powerful Demon Hunter disposing a demon. When the demon died, a fragment of the demon that managed to escape entered Xiao Han’s heart. No one saw that, and even Xiao Han himself only felt some discomfort for an instant.

But that thing in his heart soon gave Xiao Han visions, and the first one is of a cultivation method which allows Xiao Han to absorb damage to enhance his body. A perfect cultivation method for a “walking target”.

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Are you a crazy person who is utterly bored of seeing Shonen characters who know what to do at any point of the Series? And also the fact that there boring? Do you want to see blood and a ruthless manic character who hate humans? Or are you really a manic, like the mc to see blood scatted across the world as heads go flying left and right. Do you want to see a character raise up to be the greatest and actually put effort and hard work to raise up and not just get lucky and suddenly the MC is overpowered as fuck? Well I mean sure this guy is going to be overpowered at some point but the normal way well depends on what you define as normal.Sirus gets reincarnated as a demon in a fantasy world. Where you will see his loved ones die but also take revenge and does whatever he wants.... most likely. Sirus shall be known as The Great Demon King.After sheer effort and hard work unlike..... that Shonen character who didn't do shit.One day he will rule his own kingdom unlike any other Kingdom and he will do this with bloodshed or without it. And there will definitely be bloodshed, and flying heads or something.It will be a long journey but he will not fail! Of course, he won't because he's the protagonist, but life isn't a walk in a park so some shit is bound to happen.You're still here? Well go and fucking read the novel![Mature Language][Use Of alcohol][Gore, intense violence][Strong Language][Mature Humour][Abuse]Viewer discretion is advised] Mature 17+

One imperial edict and the family’s calculation, the sweet, adorable her met the cold him that was up high. She became his little princess consort. Everyone said that Prince Ying of Western Xuan Empire was shockingly ugly, cold-blooded and ruthless. They laughed at her that she had mistakenly entered the tiger’s den with her life in danger. But she just laughed that everyone in the world couldn’t see the wider picture, and were stupid and ignorant. The ugly appearance was actually beyond gorgeous, cold-blooded was actually gentle and sweet. She only wanted to hide him away and not allow other people to peep at him. “Big Ice Cube, take off your mask and let this princess have a look!” She propped up her chin with saliva flowing down.

“Want to look?” A certain person’s lips hooked into a devilishly charming smile, saying. “Then first, hand over some down payment…” This is the story of a sweet adorable female and a two-faced male’s journey to fight enemies and kill strange things, while pursuing a romantic relationship that was absolutely full of loving spoiling, hilarity and hot-blooded action.

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