This bodyguard is too invincible - Chapter 1240: Reporting to the Imperial Capital!

Sinan Ke is a young talented writer of small, very dark *beep* novels. He is a gold medal author on a famous meat* novels website and he has a multitude of fans. However, he is still, after all, a wretched writer who puts the main character in his stories through great torment; so on this day, he got his retribution…

System: Welcome, Visitor No. 039, to the virtual punishment worlds of the Great Harmony Department. You are in scene XY0358, your current status is a student currently taking an exam—

Student Sinan Ke: What? ! ! (⊙?⊙)

System: Please save the various youths who have lost their way, otherwise, you will not be able to break away from the virtual punishment world.

This is the story of a small author of small *beep* novels being punished to go through various small *beep* worlds. He was tasked to save the protagonist who, because of said author, was turned into an obscene *beep* toilet.

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[Warning: 18+ CONTENT AHEAD]Primordial Demon King of mischief, bored out of his mind, and unable to grow any further in strength on the highest plane of hell; decides to escape that place by initiating a summoning of his primordial soul into a different plane of existence.He burned his own immortal and primordial essence and body as fuel in order to ignite the summoning ritual he had spent epochs perfecting.However, the summoning ritual didn't go quite as planned, as his soul is caught up in a different summoning which pulls it into the body of a young man who was summoned with his group of classmates to a different world and in a different dimension to help vanquish the demon king that plagued that world.As luck would have it. The one thing the primordial demon king of mischief has been searching for; a means to become stronger than he ever was; he has found on this new world.Now, using his Authority-Level abilities... He will do whatever it takes to achieve his new goal. All the while living a life he has been deprived of for epochs, a life deserving of a true primordial demon king of mischief.He will extract your most deeply buried desires..._______________Authority Of Mischief….. Desire. ~~~~~~~~~~If only I could find a dìck big enough to fill me up.~~~~~~~~~~_______________He will gladly fulfill your desires.... for just a little price, of course...________________Subject's Desire Has Been Met...Authority Of Mischief.... Fulfillment [Awakens...]Authority Of Mischief….. Fulfillment Resonates with Authority Of Mischief.... DesireAuthority Of Mischief..... Fulfillment is Reading Subject Of Desire...~~~~~~~~~~Replicating Most Potent Constitution Of Subject Of Desire...Successfully Replicated Divine Skill [ Infinite Penetration]...Now Generating Seed Of Subordination....Seed Of Subordination Successfully Deposited In Subject Of Desire...Time Of Germination For Seed Of Subordination [14DAYS: 10HR : 4MIN : 7SEC]~~~~~~~~~~_______________Now those who thought they have summoned a hero to save them; will themselves soon need saving from this hero.

A new emperor rules each year in Yohuachanca.Only the most delicious of food graces his palate; the realm’s most beautiful women fill his harem; his palace dazzles the mind in its beauty; and four priestesses counsel him in all matters. The life of an emperor is good, luxurious, and short. For at the year’s end, he is sacrificed to the Nightlords under the light of the Scarlet Moon.I am Iztac. A pisspoor orphan and the year’s emperor. A sacrifice bound for the altar. But the vampires have made a mistake this time. For I am a sorcerer, whose soul journeys into the secret underworld to plunder the secret spells of the dead. There, in the darkness, hides the power to drag the Nightlords off their throne. I have a year to find it, or perish for good.I may not be the first emperor, but I will be the last.