Toriko: Gourmet Chat Group - Chapter 25: Capturing the Puffer Whale

#### WARNING ####THIS NOVEL CONTAINS GRAPHIC VIOLENCE AND SEX SCENES, EXTREME VIEWS, AND A VILLAIN MAIN CHARACTER.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------The pacing is slower than typical and is heavy on the psychology and ideology. Reader discretion is advised############“St. Ignatius Academy is no safe haven for degenerate trash! This material proves that you are a danger to women and girls around you! Out of my sight! You are expelled! You shall never defile our hallowed halls with your disgusting presence again!”--SLAP--“You are no son of mine! I wish I had aborted you! How dare you write such horrible things!”With those words, Aaron Zakhrov was thrown out with nothing but his brains and a thirst for never being weak or trusting again.Bit by bit, he built his new kingdom, where his word was law, and where he controlled everything: his friends, his enemies, his lovers and most of all, his destiny.

During one of our arguments, my younger brother taunted me, claiming that I only knew how to depend on guys to get me through MMOs. In a fit of anger, I was spurred on by his words and decided to defeat my brother without depending on anyone else. By some coincidence, a new game called “Second Life” was about to go on the market and thus I started from scratch as a player. What’s more, I was the first person ever to log onto the game. The beautiful GM told me that I could have one wish granted… Humph! I. Want. To. Become. A. Guy!Shit, I accidentally became too super-ultra-incredibly handsome, now there’s a beautiful GM with designs on my virtue, waaaaah…!… OH MY GOD! A girl wants to make me her trophy husband!Heavens, what a hottie… Wait, what? He’s actually GAY and he’s hitting on me?! Go to hell! When I’m a girl you’re not interested, so why the hell do you want me now? With an incredibly hilarious main character, incredibly bizarre companions, and an incredible journey of growing up and self-discovery, how will things pan out? Even God is playing a guessing game…

[Ding! Resurrection of the Dead can be used on this target.][Ding! Extraction of the Dead can be used on this target.]…Betrayed and surrounded by thousands, Kael decided to comply by extracting his ‘strongest skill’ in order to cause chaos and drag more people to hell with him.However, when Kael extracted his skill, he awakened an unknown power that made him feel that he had complete control over everyone's life and death.A mysterious old man sensed Kael’s awakening and intervened, turning his fate upside down. Nevertheless, everything came with a cost…When Kael opened his eyes again, time itself had been rewound with his family still alive and the world still at peace… at least for now.But the peace is short-lived.The line between reality and virtuality shatters when [Worldbreaker Online], the world’s most popular VRMMORPG, descends into reality, unleashing dungeons and monsters upon the earth.With one month before chaos devours everything, Kael must prepare to face the apocalypse once again.As the Immortality Lord, Kael can resurrect the dead, extract their skills, and command them as his own. Yet his true challenge lies beyond the dungeons because across worlds, galaxies, and the universe wage endless war.In order to uncover the mystery behind his power and the old man’s true intent as well as repaying his kindness, Kale decided to become strong as soon as possible.[Ding! Re-Awakening the host’s class.][Ding! An error has been detected.][Ding! Finding a solution…][Ding! Congratulations to the host, you have awakened the Immortality Lord Class (???)]What you need to know:*OP and Smart MC? Yes! (But this one has more comedy, making the MC look silly once in a while). Read the free chapters and you’ll know how OP the MC is.*Progressive Fantasy with Realistic Pacing, as in the story features both fast and slow progression but leaning more toward fast pace.*Action! If you love reading a detailed fight, then you would definitely be in love with this novel since the fight scene would be explained in as much detail as I could.

I seem to have reincarnated in the world of an r-rated romance fantasy novel. And not just as an ordinary character, but as the witch who loses her life to the crazy male lead!

Luckily there is a long 200 years until the main characters are born and grow into their roles.

Now that my life is not in imminent danger, shall we leisurely think of ways to avoid death?

However, I had not taken notice of a very important detail about the time I’d be spending ‘safe from imminent danger’. 200 years was by no means a short waiting period and by the time the younger version of the male lead appeared in front of me , I had completely forgotten the original novel’s plot!

Oh, whatever, now that it’s come to this, the only way to survive is to raise the male lead into a sane and stable adult! The first step to avoiding death by the hands of the tyrant male lead is changing this extremely frightened child’s life.

“It must be very inconvenient for you to have me suddenly show up on your doorstep, I’m sorry. You can tell me to go away, I’ll be fine.”

“Nonsense. Do I look like someone who could be inconvenienced by a little boy like you? Also, what do you mean by you’ll be fine even if told to go away? It’s not like you have anywhere to go back to, kid.”

The little boy burst into tears.

‘Oh, this is so not it.’ Was what the witch thought to herself as the little boy sobbed