Unchosen Champion - Chapter 15: The Clumsy Shark

“They Call Guys Like Me a Simp.”(Meanwhile, I’m out here living what their favorite MC only dreams about.)You ever notice how stories glorify the ones who feel nothing?The MC who never laughs.Never feels.Who plays women like chess pieces and calls it intelligence.He manipulates a girl? “He’s strategic.”He never opens up? “He’s mysterious.”He never flinches, never laughs, never lives —And you call that strength?Funny.Because to me?That’s just a prison in disguise.You see an “alpha.”I see a boy too scared to feel anything real.While they spend ten chapters monologuing about logic and sacrifice,I’m already making the Saintess scream,drenched in sin,halo cracked,legs trembling from truths her prayers never taught her.And I didn’t get there with cold eyes or control.I got there with laughter and chill. With warmth. With a grin and a hand on her thigh.I didn’t need to dominate her mind —I freed her heart.But that scares people, doesn’t it?Because readers trust the ones who suffer.Who stay quiet.Who kill without blinking and love without showing it.But me?I flirt.I laugh.I take hits and smile back, bloody and defiant, as if too weak to get angry.I don’t need to pretend emotions are weakness.I weaponize mine.Pleasure. Connection. Laughter.That’s my arsenal.And while your favorite MC is still calculating his next five moves,Trying to outwit death and romance like both are math problems,I’m already balls deep in the jade fairy — her sacred yin furnace clenching like it’s worshipping my shaft, her Dao Echo shattered into breathless moans, and her so-called cultivation path leaking down her thighs while she begs me to break her meridians again.You call that luck?Nah.That’s mastery of the three worlds.Because in a world that respects coldness,I came in hot.Where others manipulate, I connect.Where they posture, I play.Where they sacrifice, I seduce.So go ahead.Call me a simp.But while your genius MC is busy monologuing about destiny,I’m the one making goddesses question theirs —with a smirk, a touch, and no regrets.I’m not the hero.Not the villain.I’m just a simp… the kind who leaves your cold, emotionless MC’s woman dripping, ruined, and too stretched to go back to him.

What would you do if you found out you're really a dragon?What if you found out magic is real?What if the guy who just saved your life is actually really cute, has a big sword and runs a small business granting wishes?!Misha Long knew moving countries would be a big deal, but he had no idea how big until things start going wrong. Very wrong.But he isn't alone.By his side is the enigmatic Bran D'Arcy, magic master and sword slinger. For Misha, it's an exciting new world he's stumbled into.But for all the wonder and beauty in it there's a danger lurking in the magic, an old evil that won't just threaten him and those he loves, but the entire world.Oh, and he now has a tail.

The Age of Gods has long since ended, their voices no longer heard on the continent of Douluo. Humanity, standing on the shoulders of legends from its history, advanced soul technology to inconceivable heights. The humans of Douluo invented weapons of mass destruction, mechanized armor, and living metals. With these advancements, they went on to conquer the oceans and discovered two new continents. To fuel these new technologies, humanity hunted the soul beasts to the very brink of extinction.

Once the dominant force of Douluo, the few surviving soul beasts now hide in the darkest recesses of their last sanctuary. The weakest have all been hunted, leaving only the strongest to scheme in the heart of the forest. The soul beasts, not willing to fade away, plot an uprising for their survival. In the midst of this, a god from a long forgotten era awakens in the depths of the Great Star Dou Forest to seek vengeance for the soul beasts.

As darkness encroaches from the abyss, hope is found in a young boy who holds a power beyond divinity within himself—Tang Wulin! Hope for both humanity and the soul beasts, as the bridge between the two. He finds his way into the fabled halls of Shrek Academy, where he learns to wield his prodigious powers, makes friends and finds allies, eventually rising to become a towering leader.

As he learns to harness his strength, danger lurks within the shadows as the various factions of humanity maneuver and plot to usurp Shrek Academy. Tang Wulin discovers the threat to the only world he knows as he sinks deeper into the intrigue. Meanwhile, camouflaged by the chaos and unbeknownst to the humans, the soul beasts’ plot continues to steadily advance.

To defend what he loves and reclaim what was lost, Tang Wulin must seek out the legacies of legends past and unlock the full might of the Golden Dragon King!

Song Lingshu suddenly bound the system to maintain order in countless small worlds full of resentment. And these resentments come from the female partners. To put it bluntly, it is to solve the troubles and pains of the female supporting role, so that she can go back.
world one:
Song Lingshu was in a romance novel and became the most criticized green tea female supporting role.
System: [Tonight’s task is to write a letter to your favorite guest]
Song Lingshu turned around and wrote the letter to his roommate.
roommate:?
Other guests: ?
World Two:
This is a Mary Su novel. The heroine comes from a poor family, but is favored by the rich second-generation tyrant. She would rather abandon her beautiful and wealthy fiancée to be with the heroine.
Song Lingshu, on the other hand, became the little follower of the arrogant and coquettish fiancée and daughter-in-law….
System: [Today’s task is to continue blowing rainbow farts to the female supporting role]
She pushed him against the wall, and output the words of the boss: “Woman, don’t cry, your tears are pearls. As long as you are willing, I will give you my life.”
Arrogant big ****:?
World Three:
This is a world of empresses, Song Lingshu transmigrated as a romantic empress of the Southern Kingdom, and when she returned to the harem, she saw three thousand male beauties each with their coquettish appearances, and she was so frightened that she escaped from the palace overnight and got into the sedan chair of her deadly rival.
The cold-blooded and ruthless female emperor of the Northern Kingdom stabbed her across the face: “Here you come to take the initiative to die?”
Song Lingshu touched the porcelain immediately, and lay down weakly: “Here you come to throw yourself into your arms, huh.”
“??”
World Four:
Welcome to the 90s, Song Lingshu woke up to find that his house was completely empty, and he was still stuttering. Next door came a new neighbor, who was a fake daughter who was wronged, and gradually became gloomy because she couldn’t bear the huge gap.
System: [Your task is to make her happy. 】
Song Lingshu turned around and said to the fake daughter, “I’m hee hee…”
Fake daughter: “What are you laughing at? Laughing at me?”
Song Lingshu: “I like, like you, let’s be stupid together.”
Fake daughter: “? You are stupid.”
“Run, run to a well-off life!”
World Five:
The villain who cuts off love and love, and is determined to ascend to ascension, tried his best to obtain the method of ascension from the master who lost his memory, and opened it-wealthy, strong, democratic, civilized and harmonious…
Villain: ? ?
The master looked sincere: These 24-character mantra must be kept in mind, there is absolutely no problem with ascension!
Villain:  …
Then, start to practice.jpg
After completing one task after another, she suddenly discovered that all this was because of that person…
no.1 Green Tea University Teacher X Gao Leng Tsundere President
no.2 Rainbow Fart Little Follower X Princess Disease School Flower
no.3 Merry fishing empress X cold-blooded ruthless empress
no.4’s Wen Xiao stutters X gloomy and downcast fake daughter
no.5 Amnesia Sand Sculpture Master X White Cut Black Villain Apprentice
no.6 No one in the eyes of the big **X famous actress who overwhelms the country
no.7 The Weak Can’t Help the Wind Overwhelming Mr. Villager X Unruly and Fierce Female Bandit
no.8 Disabled President X Illiterate Wife
no.9 Crazy Criticism of Demon Cult Leader X Decathlon Dharma Protector
no.10 Salted Fish Queen X Misfortune Concubine
no.11 young and beautiful stand-in X multi-gold frustrated donor
Read the guide:
*1V1, the female partners are all alone, HE
*The heroine is constantly operating, but the essence is still a sweet and cool text owo
*Other small worlds are added according to fate, the cover person is authorized: 72 silver

Content tags: strong system fast travel
Search keywords: Protagonist: Song Lingshu, Ling Qingqiu/Ling Yi ┃ Supporting roles: various female supporting roles ┃ Others:

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