Universe Infinite Canteen - Chapter 31 - New and Old Values

“What the fuck? What is going on? Have I completely lost it?”

As I stare panicky at the dot unable to decide what to do, the white dot disappears and a line of text appears in its place.

[Installing files. 1% done…]

As I watch the text in shock, the percentage gradually increases. […2%...3%...4%...]

I move to the living room in a zombie-like manner, too shocked to think clearly and lie down on the couch.

“Something is wrong with me; I think I finally lost my sanity…”

[…12%...13%...14%...]

Unable to affect the situation in the least, I stare dejectedly at the percentage increase, while my mind starts exploring the possible explanations. In the end, as the percentage hits 90%, I narrow it down to three possibilities.

The first possibility is that I am in fact still unconscious and this is all a product of my mind. I pinch myself and whimper at the pain, as in my nervousness I used almost all my strength.

Nope, the first is out.

The second possibility is that I have completely lost my mind and am suffering from delusions. Hmm, I cannot exclude this, but while possible, I don’t think that this is it. The only thing out of the ordinary is that fucking line of text.

The third possibility …

[Installation successful!]

The text disappears and a new message appears in my eyes…

The third possibility … is that I gained a system. I read the message with my mouth agape at the implications.

[Welcome user, to the Perverted Daddy System!]

Fuck…

In the magical Yarran World, a group of extraordinary professionals ventured into dangerous places for knowledge, wealth, thrill, and honor, exploring secrets hidden in the depths of time. Coexisting with dangers, they were given a fitting name—adventurers.With so many adventurers around, there would be a few oddballs, of course. Take for instance, the swordsman who used to be a thirsty hedonist and now spent his days looking for ways to put his life in danger; the knight who saw gold coins as his ultimate pursuit; the schizophrenic and overly curious priest, and the genius mage who was prone to zoning out and could not care of himself. What kind of strange stories would these kooky individuals create when they came together?Alright, all the above are just nonsense. In truth, this is a casual story of an abnormal, unscrupulous middle-aged man and a few problematic girls undergoing self-therapy- I mean, seeking redemption.You have been solemnly warned that this story is purely fictional. If there is any glaring similarity, you probably need self-therapy too.

A person from Earth reincarnated in the One Piece world and became a Celestial Dragon, the noblest and highest status in the One Piece world, but not just any Celestial Dragon, but also a direct descendant of Em, who had the qualifications to become a king.With the vast resources and power he had over the world, he thought his only goal was to gather beautiful princesses and queens to become his maids and at the same time destroy Luffy in this life and take over the World Government.But he did not expect to awaken the Two-Hole Gate, a gate that allows him to go to one world after another. After conquering those worlds, he can merge them into the Pirate World.In the Zombie World of Doomsday, captured zombies are used as a workforce, and the perfect version of the virus is developed to improve the power of the World Government!World Hokage, Ninja Conquest, Obtaining the Rinnegan, Tenseigan, Ruling the Otsutsuki Clan and Changing It into the World Government Fanatics!Shinigami.Fairy Tail.One World after another has been conquered.The pirate world has also become more diverse...--------------------Hello guys hope you like the novel, the novel is not mine but I translated it and also I removed all the Chinese bullshit and toxins and made adjustments to it and added adult scenes in the novel so if you don't like that don't read it.Note: To clarify, English is not my mother tongue so be lenient with me I did my best. Also if you like it don't forget to put it in your library and give a five-star review and thank you.

Qin Yichen returned to his youth with his memories of more than 10,000 years. Superb mental strength, advanced elixir formula, advanced martial arts.

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