Vaudevillain - Chapter 192: Patch Notes For the Discerning Player

He wants indoor plumbing. They think he’s conquering the world.Arthur was a genius engineer on Earth, capable of optimizing global logistics and automating entire factories. But he lacked one thing: common sense. Now, reincarnated as Arthur von Pendelton, the six-year-old son of a powerful Duke in a medieval fantasy world, he faces his greatest challenge yet: Drafts.Armed with the T.E.C.H. Interface (Trans-Epochal Construction Heuristic), Arthur can analyze magic like code and build modern technology from scratch. His goals are simple: Double-glazed windows, hot showers, and a toaster that doesn't burn the bread.But there is a problem. The people of this world don't understand engineering.He builds a high-pressure boiler for a bath; his father thinks it’s a “Dragon-Breath Siege Weapon.”He creates a hydroponic garden; the local church declares him the God of Harvest.He ignores a Princess's flirting to analyze the thread count of her dress; she thinks he is playing “hard to get.”Follow Arthur as he accidentally industrializes a kingdom, terrifies his enemies with home appliances, and remains completely oblivious to the fact that he is becoming the most powerful man in history.All he wanted was a warm bath.

In his first life, he was the legendary hero who achieved the impossible, slaying the Demon King. But his reward wasn't glory, it was betrayal. Feared by the gods who ruled the world, they conspired to strike him down, murdering him without mercy.But Kai's soul managed to reincarnate in a modern and ordinary Japan. However, after a tragic accident on Earth, Kai returns to the world where he was once killed.Lyla, the tenth goddess and the only one who didn't betray him, never stopped watching him, she has waited for this moment for centuries. Her love is as vast as the universe... and just as dangerous. To protect her favorite, she has sacrificed her power to grant him a tool never seen before, The System.Now, Kai with no memory of his first life and Lyla must navigate a world fractured into nineteen kingdoms, dominated by the religions of the other nine corrupt gods who feast on the faith of the masses. With an obsessive goddess by his side and a power that grows constantly, Kai begins his grand revenge.

Vid: My time at Hogwarts is only seven years, and excluding holidays, that's only 266 weeks! Even if I could thoroughly read one book a week, 266 weeks is only 266 books! How many Magic Books are there in the Hogwarts library? Thousands upon thousands!Time waits for no one, so how can I not seize the time to study?! I will not allow anyone to disrupt my study environment—not even the Dark Lord!

Ye Bai was cryogenically frozen ten thousand years ago, and upon awakening, she found that Earth had entered the interstellar era.As an ancient human, merely surviving required exorbitant costs to filter out various viruses and radiation.At her wit’s end, she looked up and saw a massive game advertisement spanning half the sky—In her time, Ye Bai had been a renowned game developer.The ad displayed her unreleased game, *Boundless Realms*, which she had created before being frozen.Three years ago, *Boundless Realms* burst onto the scene, causing a massive stir across the universe.This was because the game could actually enhance players’ real-world mental and physical abilities, leading interstellar scholars to believe it might hold secrets of a higher civilization.However, the game was notoriously difficult. Despite investing immense effort, players couldn’t even complete their first class advancement.That is, until Ye Bai decided to enter the game to monetize her insider knowledge…Not long after, interstellar players received an unprecedented server-wide announcement, the first in the game’s three-year history:【Congratulations to the Milky Way Region’s Earth player ‘Baiye’ for becoming the first Lord in the game!】The entire universe was in an uproar!Who was this reclusive Earth-based expert? How did they unlock the method to become a Lord? After all, players had been wandering and adventuring for three years, only to be labeled as drifters by NPCs!Meanwhile, Ye Bai: “…Wait, was everyone in the universe playing on guest accounts before?!”