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... with myself. Adding some more to it so the conversation wouldn’t end rashly. — "Uh, I believe it gives a different spice to conversations when analogies are used."

"They probably do."

"Hm... Well, I could give you a funny one for example... like: ’You are like a cow looking at a piano’."

"... Pardon? A cow?"

"It means they have no clue of what to do about something."

"..."

"... because... a cow does not know how to play the piano..."

"Yes, ...

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