A Foodie Transmigrated into the Palace-Chapter 889: I Really Don’t Want to Go

The Monster raised its eyebrows and glared.

"You still ask?"

"If we brothers hadn’t come, were you planning to leave without saying goodbye?"

"Don’t tell me you’ve become the Princess now and disdain us brothers?"

The Rat quickly chimed in.

"Exactly!"

"If you look down on us, we’ll leave right now!"

Hai Tang hurriedly smiled apologetically.

"Hey hey hey! Don’t talk about disdain or not."

"We’ve been brothers for a long time, don’t put me down like that!"

The Monster hesitated for a moment, pinching their orchid fingers before asking.

"Are you telling the truth?"

Before Hai Tang could reply,

The Rat impatiently interrupted.

"Hey! Stop dawdling!"

"If you honestly don’t disdain us, let’s go to Bai Fang Pavilion and have a proper feast, drinking till we drop, just to send you off, how about it?!"

The Monster eagerly nodded.

"I heard a new Flying Swallow Lady arrived at Bai Fang Pavilion, her tiny waist~ even slimmer than mine!"

"Oh, shut up you pansy, aren’t you disgusted!" The Rat glared disdainfully at the Monster.

"You..." The Monster was exasperated.

The Rat had no time to deal with him, looking at Hai Tang.

"Well, are you going or not?!"

Hai Tang shook her head, teasing with a smile.

"Can’t you two have a little more ambition? Is there anything in your minds besides women?!"

"The Tiger has been promoted, big brother has been ennobled, don’t you feel any pressure? Are you planning to keep muddling through like this?!"

The Rat hated hearing that the most, refusing with a big wave of his hand.

"Just say whether you’re going or not!"

The Monster glared at the Rat, then looked at Hai Tang with a bit of embarrassment.

"Brother Ye, let’s not talk about those troubling things!"

"Let me tell you, that Flying Swallow Lady really is... stunningly beautiful."

"Once you see her, you’ll surely like her, you might not even want to leave!!"

Saying this, he remembered something and continued.

"I’ve heard the folk of Western Xia are robust, constantly exposed to the sun and wind, not sure if there are still any pretty girls!"

"Brother Ye, how about your brothers prepare a few for you to take along?"

Hai Tang: "..."

She was at a loss, crying and laughing at once.

"Alright, alright, the more you talk, the more ridiculous it gets. Are we going or not!"

The Rat pushed the Monster aside excitedly.

"Go, go, go, let’s go now!"

Saying so, he headed out with Ye Tang in tow.

The Monster glared at the Rat too but followed along.

The Tiger followed behind alone.

His tall and mighty frame followed, head lowered with a sly smile on his face.

He even subconsciously rubbed his hands together.

Thinking to himself: Little beauty, here I come!

...

Bai Fang Pavilion, known as the largest and most luxurious brothel in the Capital City.

With its ever-changing Oiran, beautifully qualified ladies, and extravagant banquets.

It never disappoints.

For the idlers of the Capital City, the greasy wealthy merchants, and the corpulent officials.

This place is practically a paradise on earth!

Of course, such luxurious services also come with exorbitant prices.

Causing the many cash-strapped "losers" of the Capital City to see it as their ultimate life goal.

If they could enjoy themselves here just once, they’d die without regret!

This includes the Rat and the Monster!

However, unlike other losers, their aim is the Oiran.

They won’t settle for anything less!

Hai Tang knew them very well.

So once they entered the door.

Without waiting for the madam to greet them.

She directly asked for the most luxurious private room.

Then dropped a big bag of silver, booking the Oiran and a few of the most popular girls!

Once seated.

The wine and food were served, and the girls came in fully dressed to greet them.

Their eyes were all glued.

"Brother Ye, you’re really generous! Haha..." The Rat’s eyes sparkled.

The Monster was busy comparing themselves with the Oiran, ignoring him.

After comparing, they found that apart from a bigger chest, the Oiran wasn’t much prettier.

This finally put them at ease.

Good, as long as I’m prettier!

The Tiger at the side also stared intently.

As a towering giant at nine feet tall, the Tiger’s prowess was well known at Bai Fang Pavilion.

Even the whole Capital City had heard of him.

Therefore...

He still hadn’t secured a marriage.

Without marriage, there’s no wife, without a wife then...

All that energy couldn’t find a place to be used!

The little brother down there was always underfed, catching something tasty once in a while, how could he not eat with all his might?!

That made it even harder for the girls to bear.

Being bedridden was the least of their worries, pleading and crying was not too serious either.

Usually, most of them... would just faint.

Staying unconscious for three to five, or even ten days was normal.

This vicious cycle continued.

Poor Tiger kept walking further down this road of no return.

Now, he had been "hungry" for over three months.

Seeing the charming little beauties was like a hungry wolf spotting fresh meat.

He was practically drooling.

The Rat quickly nudged him.

"Hey, hey, pay attention!"

The Tiger was startled, quickly regaining his senses and wiping his mouth.

Hai Tang smiled but said nothing.

She squinted with satisfaction, looking at the new Oiran Lady.

Complimenting with a smile:

"So you are Flying Swallow? You’re indeed pretty!"

The Oiran coquettishly came forward to greet.

"I am! Salute to Master!"

Hai Tang, with a naturally heroic appearance, dressed in luxurious men’s clothing, appeared entirely like a charming and dashing noble gentleman.

And with everyone around calling her Brother Ye.

They didn’t have any doubts at all.

Hai Tang enjoyed this title and eagerly said.

"Alright!"

"You all perform a dance for Master first!"

"If it’s good, Master will reward you heavily!"

The Oiran Lady, hearing about the reward, hurriedly curtsied delicately again.

She shyly threw an affectionate glance towards Ye Tang, leading the other girls to dance, blushing.

Hai Tang then invited the other three.

"Brothers, let’s eat and drink first!"

"I especially ordered the finest nu’er hong, let’s drink to our hearts’ content today!"

With that, she poured herself a full cup and downed it in one go.

"Fantastic!"

"Brother Ye really can hold his liquor!"

"Come on, let’s do it too!"

The three of them were noisy and boisterous.

With fine wine and delicious dishes, clinking glasses and toasting.

Amidst the songs and dances, accompanied by charming ladies, it was utterly delightful!

As they say, ’It’s the people who get drunk, not the wine.’

The wine wasn’t particularly strong.

Yet, within less than half a Shi Chen, all four were already drunk.

Hai Tang swayed unsteadily, pulling them, drinking one cup after another, recklessly.

Occasionally pausing.

She would gaze dreamily at her winecup, talking to herself.

"These days are so enjoyable!"

"I love being ’Master,’ why am I not a man?!"

If she was, she could be brothers with them for a lifetime.

What a lousy princess, what crap Western Xia.

She hadn’t even been to that damn place, she had no interest in going.

If she could choose.

She’d rather stay here, be a humble Fifth Rank General.

Either practicing martial arts and fighting enemies, or drinking and feasting, or carefree and happy, or...

She suddenly froze.

Why did she suddenly think of her big brother?

Hai Tang was a bit puzzled, hazily tapping her head.

"What’s wrong with me lately? Why do I keep thinking of my big brother?!"