After Going Viral on a Dating Show, I'm Pampered by All-Chapter 342: Women to Death Are All Young Girls!

"I certainly did see, but we’re trying to be polite here, aren’t we? It’s not nice to enter someone’s house without even saying hello," Sang Shen explained.

He felt somewhat uneasy under Tiantian’s gaze, which regarded him as if he were a fool.

The elderly woman in the living room, who was watching TV, responded too, looking out, "Who are you guys? What do you want?"

"Ma’am, we’re here to sell laundry detergent; it’s only two yuan per bag. Do you need any?" Sang Shen asked, slowly moving closer with Tiantian, speaking in a friendly tone.

He also opened up the box in his hands to show the old lady.

The old grandma squinted her eyes, very cautious. Having learned a lot from recent anti-scam promotions, she knew that there was no such thing as a free lunch.

Laundry detergent for only two yuan a bag definitely smelled fishy, and this man was accompanied by a little girl—a sure sign of a repeat offender, knowing that a child could easily soften people’s hearts.

"No, no, just go away, or I’ll call the police!"

Sang Shen: "?" He was just advertising the laundry detergent; was that really necessary?

"You’re not leaving, huh." The old lady said, getting ready to go inside and grab her mobile phone.

"No, no, no, please don’t do anything rash, ma’am. I’m leaving right this instant," Sang Shen said, truly frightened, not daring to continue with his sales pitch.

He held the box under one arm and scooped up Tiantian with his other arm and ran outside.

After they had run some distance, Sang Shen was panting heavily; he didn’t understand whether his laundry detergent had violated some divine law or what, but it really unsettled the old lady.

"Tiantian, you try to sell this time. I’ll wait for you outside," Sang Shen could only chalk up this odd experience to his appalling reputation, which had caused the village elders to look at him with distaste.

"Okay," Si Tiantian nodded.

[You guys are too perfunctory with your sales, is that all you can do? Put in some effort, do you know how hard the others are trying next door!]

[Sang Tiantian, this little girl, seems to lack any vitality for her young age, doing only what Sang Shen tells her to, and not helping otherwise.]

[+1, other groups’ kids are very proactive and consciously selling.]

[But so far, it seems that no one has managed to sell anything; these days, grandfathers and grandmothers are all so cautious they even think they’re getting scammed, haha.]

Sang Shen and Si Tiantian quickly arrived at the next household. This time, Sang Shen didn’t even plan on entering.

He handed Si Tiantian a small packet of laundry detergent and signaled for her to go in and ask.

Si Tiantian did not object at all; she always remembered her uncle’s words to be obedient on the show.

After entering the home, she started with a greeting like her uncle would, "Is anyone home?"

A Mommy soon came out with a child following her, about the same height as herself.

Si Tiantian showed a naive and romantic smile, "This little brother is so cute."

"Hahaha really? He’s scruffy all day, doesn’t look cute at all. What brings you to our house, kid?" Mommy’s heart blossomed with joy upon hearing her child praised.

"I’m here to sell laundry detergent. Our... Mommy’s company is having a clearance sale, only two yuan per bag, very useful. Would you like to buy some, sister?"

As she spoke, Si Tiantian opened up and held up the laundry detergent in her hands.

"That cheap? Where’s your mommy? Isn’t she with you? Are you out selling by yourself?"

Mommy’s heart ached instantly, seeing that someone else’s child was so young yet so sensible, able to share the burden with her mom and so sweet-mouthed.

Looking at the kid beside her who only knew how to play with mud, she couldn’t help but feel worlds apart.

"My mom is busy at the office, so my brother and I came out to sell. My brother’s not too sharp and doesn’t talk much, so he’s scared to come in."

Si Tiantian blinked, her smile spreading across her face. She was clearly trying her best to sell earnestly, but to the Mommy, it looked like a forced grin.

Laundry powder was a staple at home, and at only two yuan a bag, the Mommy softened immediately.

"Do you only have this one bag, kid? Do you have more? I’ll buy a few."

"We have ten more bags. How many would you like, sister? I’ll go get them for you," Si Tiantian replied sweetly, her fair little face smooth as an egg.

"I’ll buy them all," the Mommy said boldly upon hearing there were only ten bags left.

"Okay, thank you, sister," Si Tiantian thanked her, then hurried outside.

"Brother, hurry up and bring them all in, that sister bought everything."

"Really?" Sang Shen’s eyes widened in disbelief, his niece actually had such talent.

"Yeah." Si Tiantian nodded, grabbing Sang Shen’s hand and they walked inside together.

The Mommy took out twenty yuan from her pocket and handed it over, feeling pity when she saw that this somewhat slow-witted brother was actually so handsome.

"Thank you for your support. Where would you like me to put these?" Sang Shen took the twenty yuan with a sense of disbelief, had they really sold everything?

But in front of him was not a sister, clearly, she was an auntie. Had Tiantian really been spouting nonsense with her eyes wide open, just to sell the goods?

"Just over in that corner is fine."

"Alright."

Sang Shen placed the whole box of laundry powder, along with the bag Tiantian was holding, over in the corner and then left with his little niece.

Their hands were empty as they walked quite a distance before Sang Shen turned to look at the Tiantian beside him, "You really pull out all the stops to make a sale."

"What’s wrong?" Si Tiantian looked at him, puzzled. Had he overheard her saying his head wasn’t right?

"The person has a child, and you still call her ’sister’? You should call her ’auntie,’ understand?"

Sang Shen wondered if his niece didn’t grasp the difference between auntie and sister.

"Uncle, no wonder you don’t have a wife yet. Don’t you understand, to a woman she’s always a young girl, no matter if she has children or not, she’s still a young and pretty sister."

Si Tiantian’s eyes were watery as she spoke seriously.

[Boo hoo hoo, Tiantian’s words have really struck a chord with me. A woman is a young girl until the day she dies! What if I’m twenty years old now? In my heart, I’ll always be an eighteen-year-old girl!]

[Who can understand the feeling of a middle school student taking a bus and being called an auntie?]

[Tiantian, the little angel, being grouped with someone like Sang Shen, a stinker, is such a waste!]

"What about men?" Sang Shen raised an eyebrow, surprised at how well his little niece could speak at such a young age.

The affection the whole family, and even strangers who met her, had for her made sense—after all, Tiantian was sweet, cute, and well-behaved!

"Um... for boys, it depends. There’re that man, handsome brother, or grandpa," Tiantian pondered, tilting her head.

"In what situation do you call them ’that man’, and in what situation ’handsome brother’?"

Sang Shen was full of curiosity, surely he would be a ’handsome brother’, right?

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