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After Listening to What Inside My Mind the Female Leads Want to Flung Into My Harem-Chapter 113 – Finish this with a big fire
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"Everyone, I've already taken care of the Lin Fan situation."
"If you encounter similar troubles in the future, I'll help you out if I have the time."
"With me around, the ancient martial arts world of Suzhou and Hangzhou will never allow outsiders to insult us easily!"
Tang Yu shouted to the group of snitches.
[Finally got to act all pretentious today.]
[Isn't it time to win over you little brats?]
[From now on, follow me sincerely, got it?]
After hearing Tang Yu's inner thoughts, Wenren Yage's admiration for him vanished completely.
She was even a bit speechless.
This guy is so unreliable!
The snitches couldn't hear Tang Yu's inner voice.
They all expressed that Young Master Tang was powerful and virtuous, and from today onwards, the ancient martial arts forces of Suzhou and Hangzhou would follow Young Master Tang loyally.
After a round of flattery, the group left cheerfully.
Days without Lin Fan's threat were truly good days!
After fooling this group, Tang Yu noticed that Wenren Yage didn't seem too happy.
He smiled and asked, "What's wrong?"
Wenren Yage felt a bit conflicted.
She had been ready to fight for him today.
Yet this guy had a trump card hidden and didn't tell her.
This feeling of being untrusted made her feel a bit wronged and disappointed.
"Nothing."
Wenren Yage snorted coldly and turned her head away, not wanting to see him for the moment.
"How did I do with your family's two ancient martial arts techniques today?"
Tang Yu asked with a mischievous grin.
Seeing Tang Yu's smug face, she felt a surge of anger.
"Fine, fine, you're the best, okay? A master of the Earth Realm."
Stomping her foot heavily, Wenren Yage huffed and was about to walk away.
So annoying!
As she took a few steps, Tang Yu called out with a cheeky smile.
"Oh, I was going to give some pointers on martial arts training since I'm in a good mood today."
"If someone isn't interested, never mind, I have to go back and play games with the maid."
Hearing Tang Yu's words, Wenren Yage's raised foot unwillingly came back down.
She wanted to perfect her family's two ancient martial arts techniques and the "Octapolar Avalanche Fist" Tang Yu had given her!
"Just for the sake of training, I'll chat with this bastard a bit more."
She comforted herself with these words and reluctantly turned back to face Tang Yu without speaking.
"But I can't teach you for free, give me a shoulder rub, my shoulders are killing me."
Tang Yu walked inside and sat down in a chair with a big grin.
Wenren Yage almost couldn't resist punching him.
She had never served anyone in her life!
"It's all for training."
She took a deep breath, placed her hands on Tang Yu's shoulders with a blank expression, and started kneading hard.
The Wenren family members watching this scene didn't say anything.
Ahem, if their young lady could be fooled by such a talented young man, it was a blessing.
...
After leaving the Wenren family, Lin Fan was in an extremely foul mood.
He had miscalculated.
He thought with his invincible mid-Earth Realm power, he wouldn't need any schemes and could easily crush his opponents with sheer strength!
Today's duel had cost him dearly, and the injuries inside his body would take two or three days of rest to heal.
What annoyed him even more was losing face in front of Ning Shiqin.
On the way here, he had already contacted Qi Taiqing.
Upon learning that Ning Shiqin would be coming down the mountain with them, he was instantly interested.
She was the most treasured disciple of the master of Nine Springs Mountain and the next successor!
Moreover, her martial arts talent was no less than his own, with limitless potential!
Only someone with such superior conditions was worthy of being his woman.
He had planned to conquer the Wenren family and the entire ancient martial arts forces of Suzhou and Hangzhou today, to show his dominance in front of her.
Now, his attempt to be pretentious had failed, and he had lost face.
He glanced at Ning Shiqin with the corner of his eye.
Fortunately, her face remained serene and beautiful, without any other emotions.
Trying to salvage his image, he wanted to chat with Ning Shiqin.
For him, winning over a woman like Ning Shiqin was relatively easy.
Having lived on the mountain all her life, such a woman had a simple mind.
To win over such a woman, just show her the splendor of the world.
As long as you paint your colors on her blank canvas of life, she would find it hard to forget you for the rest of her life!
At this moment, he felt a warm flow uncontrollably rushing from his intestines.
This subtle feeling reminded him of having diarrhea as a child.
Back then, he was in elementary school, and the teacher called him up to answer a question.
With diarrhea, he suddenly felt the urge to fart.
Then, young as he was, he learned for the first time that when you have diarrhea, never trust a fart.
That day, he soiled his pants in front of the whole class.
And now, he had the same feeling again!
"Don't trust a fart."
He silently chanted, trying hard to control his body.
As the War God of the Northern Realm, he would never allow such a thing to happen!
Especially not in front of Ning Shiqin.
He wanted to paint her pure white life with his colors.
But damn it, he definitely couldn't paint it shit brown!
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Yet, life is full of disappointments.
He found his body uncontrollable!
Then he suddenly remembered.
Today, when that guy fought him, he punched his stomach several times!
Each punch carried hidden force, likely causing great impact on his intestines.
No matter how hard he tried to control it, it was to no avail.
A warm flow, along with his dignity, slowly seeped out.
Qi Taiqing noticed his body twitching slightly and asked with concern.
"Mr. Lin, are you feeling unwell? Did that guy injure you?"
"A bit."
Lin Fan was extremely embarrassed, not knowing how to explain.
The mighty War God of the Northern Realm, beaten to the point of shitting himself.
If this got out, how could he face anyone?
"That's not good, health is important. I happen to know some medical skills, let me treat you."
Qi Taiqing quickly reassured him.
Having taken Lin Fan's money and being on good terms with him, he couldn't just ignore his suffering.
"No need, really."
Lin Fan's mouth twitched.
How could this be treated?
Would you help push it back in?
Or bring a diaper for me to wear?
"Health is important, don't be careless. That guy's punches were extremely sinister, he might have left something behind in your body, better check it out."
Qi Taiqing said as he was about to take action.
Lin Fan felt like a string of beads was about to fall, and quickly gritted his teeth, "I'm just a bit hot, really don't worry about me, Elder Qi, just open the window for me."
At this moment, he had to focus all his attention on his sphincter.
Every time this old fellow shook him, he was one step closer to exploding!
"Alright."
Seeing Lin Fan's determination, Qi Taiqing didn't insist, opening the car window to let the strong wind blow in.
This made Lin Fan breathe a sigh of relief.
He was afraid the smell would spread, and with only four people in the car, everyone could guess who it was with their toes.
With the strong wind blowing, he could blame the smell on something from outside.
He couldn't help but feel secretly pleased.
He was indeed extraordinarily wise.
Even in such a crisis, he could easily muddle through!
But as Bruce Lee once said, the most powerful thing in the world is water, it can become anything.
Lin Fan's efforts to control only prevented the bomb from suddenly exploding, but couldn't completely stop certain things from arriving.
Feeling his pants already wet, he suddenly had a brilliant idea.
His cultivation technique was quite special, and the Three Yang True Qi in his body could transform into high temperatures to burn enemies!
Now was the perfect time to put it to use.
"Let's finish this with a big fire."
He thought to himself.
PS: Happy New Year, brothers, first chapter of the new year... what a task