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Big Fat Raccoon Cat is Very Worried About You, Offers to Help You Become Stronger-Chapter 252: You two fellas wanna come up and try this cat’s mettle?
Chapter 252: You two fellas wanna come up and try this cat’s mettle?
“What kind of stuff is in these guys’ storage pouches? Why don’t I recognize any of it?”
Li Li, rummaging through the storage pouches, finished with one and moved onto the next.
But after going through them all, he found he didn’t recognize a single thing inside. He couldn’t help but show a look of disappointment. Luckily, these storage pouches and jade slips were worth some money.
At least he wouldn’t lose money. These guys were really poor. They didn’t even have a single spirit stone. Inside were all kinds of ores, wood, and some strange things.
“Forget it, I’m too lazy to look anymore. I’ll just have Matthew help me sell this stuff. It’s always right to leave it to Matthew.” After going through another storage pouch, Li Li lost interest in continuing the search.
He directly packed all the storage pouches and jade slips and sent them to Matthew, asking him to handle them for him on an 80/20 split.
This way, he wouldn’t have to bother, and Matthew could earn a little hard-earned money. It was a win-win situation.
“Cat Bro, how did you get so many storage pouches and jade slips again? Don’t tell me you went somewhere and robbed a sect?” Matthew, upon receiving the message, looked at the storage pouches and jade slips, his eyes twitching uncontrollably.
If last time was just an appetizer, then this time was a gluttonous feast.
He had no idea where Cat Bro had gone to loot. Thinking about Cat Bro’s usual easygoing appearance, and then looking at these storage pouches and jade slips…
Matthew couldn’t help but imagine a scene under the moonlight, Li Li standing with his back to the moon, a pair of wings sprouting from his back, a sinister look on his face.
Suddenly, the whole elf couldn’t help but shiver. Then he shook his head and muttered:
“It’s not like that, it’s not like that, Cat Bro isn’t that kind of creature, I should trust him.”
How could Cat Bro be so evil? Maybe it was his imagination. These jade slips and storage pouches might have been picked up by Cat Bro on the road.
Yes, that’s it.
Matthew comforted himself and then started looking for buyers in the Comprehensive Network.
“The school hasn’t changed much either. It seems the impact of the spiritual energy revival isn’t that big.” Li Li, walking through Lantian University, muttered as he looked at the crowded sidewalks.
He headed towards the cat cafe. As a cat, the most important thing was to know where to find food, where to find good food, and where to eat without effort.
And obviously, in the entire campus right now, the cat cafe fit the bill.
So, what was there to hesitate about? Every second of hesitation was being irresponsible to his stomach.
“Isn’t this our big star, Fat Plum? Where have you been gallivanting off to lately? We haven’t seen you for ages.” As soon as Li Li appeared at the door, the students spotted him. They quickly gathered around, reaching out to pet him:
“Yeah, have you finally had enough fun outside and come to see us?”
“That’s right, Fat Plum, do you know how dangerous the city is now? There are ghosts and monsters everywhere. They love cute little things like you.”
“Yeah, so you have to stay in the school, okay? There are lots of people and strong yang energy here, those things wouldn’t dare come here.”
“Right, right, especially our boys’ dormitory, it has the strongest yang energy.” The boys chimed in upon hearing this.
“Meow~(What nonsense are you talking about? This cat has a home, and even if I didn’t, who do you think would be protecting who? You protecting me, or me protecting you?)” Li Li swatted away the hand trying to cop a feel and said in annoyance.
What kind of dreams were these guys having? Asking him to stay in the school and not go out? If he didn’t go out, who knew what kind of mess the city would be in.
Did they know whose credit it was that the city was so peaceful now?
“Don’t crowd Fat Plum, let him in first.” Miao Miaoqing spoke up, addressing the crowd, “Otherwise, you won’t get anything to eat and just freeload off him, and he’ll run off immediately.”
Hearing this, the crowd surrounding him gradually dispersed:
“Right, right, Fat Plum is a notoriously greedy cat. If we don’t give him some food, he’ll turn his face on us real quick.”
“Yeah, let him in first. Then we can properly pet him.” The student who said this showed a sly expression, rubbing his hands together involuntarily.
“Young man, your thoughts are dangerous, you know? Be careful, I might send two rats to keep you company tonight.” Li Li rolled his eyes upon hearing this.
Wanting to freeload off him? That came with a price. You know the guy last time? He was almost driven to tears by the rats.
“Fat Plum, come over here, I’ll buy you some delicious food right away.”
“Come over here, I have delicious food too, and my spot is spacious. It won’t be crowded.”
As Li Li entered with small, mincing steps, the dispersed crowd immediately started tempting him:
“Get me a serving of cat food, and bring two cat treat sticks. I need to properly appease Fat Plum.”
“I’ll have a serving of cat food and two cat treat sticks too, but get an extra can of food. Fat Plum, come over here quickly, I have more food here.”
“I don’t need cat food, give me three cans. Fat Plum, they have your favorite canned food here!”
“I want three servings of cat food and a bowl of kitten milk. Fat Plum, come over here quickly, I have delicious food.”
“Meow~(Can you guys come one at a time, not all at once? So many of you together, this cat can’t split himself up.)” Listening to the voices around him, Li Li felt like his head was spinning.
These guys all had food and were all calling him over, how could he possibly go to everyone? Could he really turn into a dozen cats?
Wait a minute, he actually could. He remembered there was a superpower called Clone Technique. But he couldn’t exchange for it now, he didn’t have enough Comprehensive Network currency.
He had to wait for his reward to arrive, or for Matthew to finish selling his stuff.
So what should he do now? Looking at the students tempting him with food, Li Li pondered for two seconds.
Then he jumped onto a single table, sat down with his paws tucked under him, his tail wrapped around his legs, looking at them expectantly.
Instead of passively going to one person, it was better to turn passive into active and let these guys come to him. This way, he wouldn’t have to worry about offending anyone.
“Uh, Fat Plum? We have delicious canned food and cat food here. Why did you go up there instead of coming to our side?” The couple, shaking the can and cat food, asked.
“That’s right, Fat Plum, even if you don’t like canned food and cat food, look at my side. I have cat treat sticks here. Aren’t you tempted?”
“Yeah, if you really don’t want to come, you can eat sausage.”
The other students said, shaking the food in their hands.
“Meow~(No, no, you guys come and make your offerings. This cat won’t go over there.)” Li Li patted the table and said, looking like he was urging them to come and pay their respects.
“Fat Plum, you’re so lazy, just sitting there and not moving. You want me to come and feed you!” Seeing that Li Li refused to budge, someone finally couldn’t resist and walked over.
He placed the canned food and cat food in front of Li Li and then reached out to pet his big head.
“Meow~(If you don’t come over, I can’t really run to each of you one by one, can I? You wouldn’t be happy if I went to someone else first.)” Li Li muttered as he munched on the cat food, his gaze sweeping across the others.
The others immediately stood up from their seats, ready to come closer.
They hadn’t petted Fat Plum for ages and didn’t want to just watch from afar without doing anything else.
But as everyone started moving, two of the cats that were working in the cafe became unhappy. They jumped out with their fur bristling:
“Meow~(Fat Cat, why did you attract everyone as soon as you arrived? What are we supposed to do?)”
“Meow~(Yeah, we’re usually the ones here. You steal all the attention as soon as you come.)”
“You two little guys, don’t be so fierce, don’t fight, okay? Fat Plum just came to sit down, he didn’t mean to provoke you.” Liang Tiantian, seeing this, quickly came up to stop them.
But the two cats showed no intention of backing down, instead, they bypassed Liang Tiantian and ran to the table where Li Li was sitting.
“Meow~(I only come here once every few days, what’s there to be jealous about when you’re here every day? Besides, we’re such good friends, why bother with this?)” Li Li said nonchalantly, looking at the two cats that had run over.
They were all cats hustling in the school, why be so petty? How many people could he possibly steal away? Why were they so nervous? He didn’t come here every day.
“Meow~(Who’s good friends with you? Don’t forget, when we were begging for food in the school, you even stole the student who was feeding me.)” The middle-parted cat said angrily. Who was good friends with this fat fellow? He stole people who were feeding him in the school before, and now he was stealing people from him in the cat cafe.
“Meow~(That’s right, every time you come, everyone runs to your side.)” The headset-wearing cat chimed in, baring its long fangs in a threat.
Seeing this, Miao Miaoqing quickly pulled Liang Tiantian aside: “Tiantian, don’t go over there, this is a matter between cats. You’ll get hurt if you try to stop them.”
“But if I don’t stop them, they’ll fight!” Liang Tiantian said worriedly.
Both the middle-parted cat and the headset-wearing cat had been fed by them for so long, and Fat Plum was their favorite.
She wouldn’t feel good seeing any of them get hurt.
“It’s okay, Fat Plum will handle it. Don’t forget, Fat Plum has never fought in the school, yet he manages to get along so well.” Miao Miaoqing comforted her with a smile.
All the stray cats in the school would fight, but Fat Plum was an exception. They had never heard of him fighting in the school.
But the other party was living it up in the school. This shows that Fat Plum definitely has other means, and it’s not through fighting.
“Like this?” Liang Tiantian’s tense expression eased up a bit after hearing this, but it didn’t completely disappear. She still looked at the battlefield with worry.
Similarly, the students surrounding them realized the situation was not good after seeing the appearance of Middle-Part Cat and Earphone Cat. They scattered one after another:
“It seems Fat Plum is being targeted by the other cats in the cat cafe.”
“Yes, do you think they will fight?”
“Who knows? I’m not a cat, and I don’t understand what they’re saying.”
“Then should we try to stop them?” someone said. “Fat Plum is just one cat. Can he win against two? If we don’t stop them, I’m afraid Fat Plum will suffer.”
“You underestimate Fat Plum. His layer of fat is not for show.”
“That’s right. Although Fat Plum is a good cat in our school, he has a fierce reputation outside of school.” The student who said this had an expression on his face that said, “Come ask me, I have exclusive news.”
“Meow~ (What does this have to do with me? It only means that the two of you aren’t good at begging for food. If you were really capable, how could I possibly steal your meal tickets?)” Hearing this, Li Li shrugged, jumped off the table, and stood in front of Liang Tiantian and Miao Miaoqing. He slowly walked towards the two cats.
The two cats looked a bit guilty and backed away, but Li Li wouldn’t stop.
They didn’t have the ability to attract people, yet they blamed him. He wouldn’t indulge them.
“Meow~ (Fat Cat, don’t be so arrogant. You know my strength.)” Middle-Part Cat hissed.
“Meow~ (That’s right! If it weren’t for the many humans here, we wouldn’t let you off.)” Earphone Cat added.
Li Li laughed when he heard this. He looked at the two hissing cats and said with a smile:
“Meow~ (Are the two of you living in a dream? You guys, who can’t even beat Long-Haired Orange, are coming to me to be arrogant? Go out and ask around. I even beat Long-Haired Orange away. The two of you, together, aren’t even enough for one of my claws. And you’re still talking tough here?)”
“Meow~ (Ah? Long-Haired Orange was defeated by you? When did this happen?)” Middle-Part Cat’s expression panicked.
Because he really couldn’t beat Long-Haired Orange. Otherwise, he wouldn’t have come to the school to beg for food.
“Meow~ (Don’t lie to us.)” Earphone Cat also panicked after hearing this, but he still tried to remain calm.
“Meow~ (Why would I lie to you? Ask them, they all know.)” Li Li pointed to the other cats that were gathering.
These two idiots must have become stupid from staying in the school. They were so out of touch with the news. It had been months since he beat that Long-Haired Orange, hadn’t it?
“Meow~ (Really?)” The two cats looked at the other cats.
The other cats watching the commotion nodded their heads one after another:
“Meow~ (Of course! Why do you think we always watch obediently when he comes?)”
“Meow~ (That’s right, he’s the uncrowned king on the street now. Who doesn’t know this around here?)”
“Meow~ (Yeah, if you two want to verify it, you can just go ahead.)”
They said this with an expression of watching a good show.
These two guys were usually quite arrogant. Maybe a beating from Fat Cat would make them behave better. It would save them from always causing trouble.
“Meow~ (We’re not that stupid.)” Middle-Part Cat took a few steps back.
“Meow~ (That’s right, knowing that we’re not even a match for Long-Haired Orange.)” Earphone Cat also backed away, not wanting to test Li Li at all.
Seeing the two cats leave in disgrace, the students were surprised:
“Fat Plum is so awesome! He just meowed a few times and scared the two cats away?”
“Yeah, that layer of fat is really not for show.”
“That’s right, Fat Plum is amazing.”
“Of course, our Fat Plum is not only invincible on the street, but he can also handle dogs outside. Do you really think he’s as cute as he looks? That’s only towards humans.” The student who originally had the exclusive news continued to speak but found that no one was asking him anything. They all surrounded Li Li again.
Because he had walked two steps too many, he lost his original spot in line. He immediately shouted anxiously, “Make way for me, don’t let me be last in line. I’ll tell you Fat Plum’s exclusive news, okay?”
“I heard all this outside, it’s something you wouldn’t know in school.”
“Don’t be ridiculous, buddy. You said it’s something we don’t know, how do we know you’re not making it up?”
“Yeah, and if we give you our spot, wouldn’t we have to wait longer?”
The other students who heard this said they didn’t want to listen to his gossip at all.
They just wanted to squeeze in front of Li Li, watching him eat and petting him at the same time.
“Huh? What’s going on? Why aren’t people sitting in their seats? Why are they all standing?” Liu Weiqiu, who came in carrying the cat food, was stunned when she saw this.
“Because Fat Plum is here.” Miao Miaoqing shrugged and went to help carry the plastic box.
“Fat Plum is here? What brought this chubby guy here today?” Liu Weiqiu couldn’t help but say.
Ever since Fat Plum’s owner was exposed, this chubby guy seemed to have realized that his secret was out.
He didn’t appear as frequently as before. Now it was really not easy to see him.