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Big Fat Raccoon Cat is Very Worried About You, Offers to Help You Become Stronger-Chapter 322: Wait a minute, don’t worry
Chapter 322: Wait a minute, don’t worry
“Nonsense! What if I didn’t hold it tight? You would eat it all, you’re a cat, go eat your cat food, don’t try to snatch my food.” Hearing this, Li Hao said while hugging the popcorn tightly.
That bad cat, Li Li, was actually trying to fight him for snacks. Doesn’t he even look at how fat he’s gotten?
“Let me tell you, half of the snacks you’re holding were bought with the money Ben Cat earned from shooting commercials, so half of this popcorn belongs to Ben Cat, you know? You can’t be so selfish, I’m telling you.” Li Li immediately stretched out his paw and scratched the popcorn bucket upon hearing this.
Why is the Litter Shovel Officer so stingy? He’s already eaten so much popcorn, can’t he leave some for him? Is it so difficult for him to have some popcorn?
If it wasn’t snowing today, he would immediately go out and beg for a cart of popcorn. Does he believe it or not?
“I know, that’s why I bought all the money you deserve, cat food, canned food, and cat treats are all here.” Li Hao pointed to a small mountain of cat food and canned food on the side.
He didn’t embezzle any of Li Li’s money. He bought the house because they were building their home together. He saved the rest of the money to buy food for Li Li.
And the popcorn in his hand, he bought it with his own salary, and it has nothing to do with Li Li.
“There are cats who eat cat food and canned food every day, so they need to change their taste occasionally, right? As long as you obediently give me the popcorn to eat, I will teach you another martial art.”
Li Li, who was pulling on the popcorn bucket until it was almost deformed, said.
It’s just some popcorn, if you didn’t know, you would think it was worth a lot of money. Why is the Litter Shovel Officer holding it so tightly?
“Are you serious, Li Li?” Hearing this, Li Hao’s movements didn’t stop.
Li Li just said he would teach him a new martial art, he didn’t hear it wrong, did he?
“Really, really, of course it’s true, why would I lie to you about this? Do you think Ben Cat likes to lie to people?” Li Li said, snatching the popcorn from Li Hao’s hand. He has become rich recently, so he can squeeze out some good stuff for him from between his claws.
“Then… then what are you going to teach me, Li Li?” Li Hao asked excitedly, rubbing his hands.
After all this time, he finally heard that Li Li was going to teach him martial arts. I wonder what Li Li plans to teach him this time?
“I’ve already taught you a set of fist and foot techniques, Ben Cat decided to teach you another weapon. After all, it’s quite disadvantageous to fight against other people’s weapons with bare hands these days.” Li Li said, devouring the popcorn.
This society has long passed the era of using fists and feet, everyone is using weapons now, he has to get something for the Litter Shovel Officer.
No matter how powerful he is with bare hands, can he still fight against other people’s guns?
“Yes, yes, you’re right, Li Li. I’ve always thought so, so are you going to teach me swordsmanship?” Li Hao asked expectantly.
Li Li has finally realized that bare hands can’t beat those with weapons, so shouldn’t he teach him some real skills?
He thinks swordsmanship is pretty good, it suits his temperament very well, and soft swords are not easy to expose.
The most important thing is that swordsmanship looks cooler.
“Yes, who made Ben Cat dote on you so much? I’ll reluctantly teach you swordsmanship.” Li Li said, patting his paws full of popcorn crumbs.
“Really? Hurry up and pat me, Li Li.” Li Hao couldn’t hold back when he heard this, and immediately stretched his head over, urging Li Li to give him a pat.
With just a light pat, he will immediately master swordsmanship.
“I will pat you, don’t be so excited.” Li Li said, searching for a suitable cultivation technique in the mall. Look how excited he is, he’s almost losing his mind.
It’s just a cultivation technique, why is he so excited? If you didn’t know, you would think it was something good.
“How can I not be excited? I’ve been waiting for this for a long time, Li Li, don’t say anything more, just give it to me quickly.” Li Hao couldn’t help but say upon hearing this.
“Alright, alright.” Li Li said angrily, and patted Li Hao’s head with his paw.
“Dong”
As the paw landed, a very crisp sound rang out.
However, Li Hao, whose head was patted, said with some doubt: “Li Li, you forgot to add something after patting me. Why do I feel like my head is empty, as if there is nothing there?”
He remembered that it wasn’t like this when he received the cultivation technique before, why is it like this this time?
“Very simple, because Ben Cat didn’t transmit anything to you at all, so it’s normal for you to feel like your head is empty.” Li Li shrugged and said upon hearing this.
Is there nothing in the empty head? It’s right that there’s nothing, he didn’t even have time to transmit it, how can he have the knowledge?
“Ah? So I got patted for nothing this time?” Li Hao widened his eyes upon hearing this.
“You can’t say that, at least you let Ben Cat beat you up, it’s still a good deal.” Li Li said upon hearing this: “After all, Ben Cat doesn’t pat everyone.”
“Really? So it seems like I’m the one who benefited?” Li Hao said with black lines all over his head.
Why does it sound like he’s the one who made a fortune? 𝘧𝓇ℯℯ𝑤ℯ𝘣𝓃ℴ𝓋𝑒𝑙.𝑐𝘰𝑚
“Of course, don’t you think your ability to withstand beatings has improved a lot?” Li Li nodded his big head and said: “This is a reward for hard work, as long as you’ve been beaten by Ben Cat, you will improve, this is something you can’t buy with money.”
“Hmm, I don’t believe you, you bad cat, just transmit the cultivation technique to me, okay?” Li Hao said angrily, is he afraid of being beaten and still grateful to him? Li Li, don’t be too outrageous.
“I know, I know, I’m looking for a suitable cultivation technique for you, aren’t I? If I just find you a random one, it’s fine, but don’t regret it after you accept it.” Li Li said, he’s right here and won’t run away, why is he in such a hurry?
“Then… then you should still choose carefully, remember that I want a good one, don’t try to fool me with garbage.” Li Hao immediately changed his words upon hearing this.
If Li Li said so, then he can wait a little longer, even until tomorrow, it doesn’t matter.
“Isn’t that right? Calm down, will Ben Cat cheat you?” Li Li smiled and started searching for secret manuals. He asked Li Hao by the way: “By the way, do you like heavy swords, thin swords, or two-handed swords? Do you have any requirements for swordsmanship?”
“I like thin swords, of course, swordsmanship that is both powerful and cool is the best. After all, practicing swordsmanship without being cool is equivalent to practicing for nothing.” After thinking for a while, Li Hao said.
The world is not that dangerous, so he probably doesn’t need to take action. So there is no need to worry about the chosen swordsmanship being unbalanced, it only needs to be powerful and cool.
“No problem, I know what kind of swordsmanship suits you, if you want power? The first choice is of course the Thunder Sword Technique, as for the coolness you want? That’s the Wind Spirit Sword Technique.”
“So there are only two choices for you, do you want to be cool? Or do you want great power?”
Hearing this, Li Li quickly filtered out the swordsmanship suitable for Li Hao.
“Uh, it sounds like the Thunder Sword Technique is more powerful, but I want to know if this swordsmanship is really suitable for me?” Li Hao said after listening.
Judging from the name of the swordsmanship, the Wind Spirit Sword Technique is definitely not as good as the Thunder Sword Technique. But nothing is absolute, what if it’s very powerful? He still has to beat around the bush and ask Li Li.
“Ben Cat can only say that this swordsmanship is extremely lethal, as for whether it suits you or not? Ben Cat doesn’t know.” Li Li said upon hearing this, indicating that he only helps to give choices, and will not make choices for Li Hao.
“Is that so?” Li Hao’s eyes rolled when he heard this: “Then tell me, Li Li, which of these two cultivation techniques is more expensive?”
Since it’s impossible to directly determine which cultivation technique is better from Li Li? Then choosing the expensive one must be right.
“Do I still need to say it? You can tell by listening, why would you think that a wind attribute cultivation technique is more expensive than a thunder attribute cultivation technique?” Li Li said angrily.
Does the Litter Shovel Officer still need to ask him such a question? Anyone who isn’t a fool should be able to guess it.
“Then I’ll choose the expensive one, as the saying goes, choosing the expensive one is never wrong.” Li Hao immediately made up his mind when he heard this.
There must be a reason why it’s expensive, so choosing the expensive one must be right.
“No problem, then stretch your head over, Ben Cat will teach you this cultivation technique now.” Li Li said, raising his paw.
“Okay!” Upon hearing this, Li Hao lowered his head in front of Li Li.
Then his head was patted, followed by countless memories flooding in.
“You just stay here and absorb the memories, Ben Cat will eat some popcorn and calm down first.” Seeing Li Hao frozen in place, Li Li couldn’t help but smile and said. He began to eat the popcorn.
“Cat Cat, what are you doing?” Just as Li Li was eating popcorn, a familiar voice came from outside.
Li Li turned his head and found Yuan Ni standing at the door looking at him.
“Pink Cat is eating delicious popcorn, what’s wrong? Big Sister, do you want some too?” Li Li raised his paw and asked upon hearing this.
What can he do? He’s just eating something here to calm down?
“You’re eating popcorn? What’s so good about this stuff? Come with Big Sister, Big Sister will take you to eat something really good.” Yuan Ni seemed very disgusted upon hearing this.
“Really good stuff? What are you talking about, Big Sister?” Li Li asked curiously upon hearing this.
Does she still have something really good to eat? What is it? And how delicious is it?
“It’s something that won’t disappoint you, you little rascal just come with me, don’t ask so many questions, okay?”
Yuan Ni beckoned, urging Li Li to come out quickly. Don’t dawdle any longer.
“Okay, then I’ll come out and have a look.” Li Li nodded his big head and followed Yuan Ni out.
“Good boy, obedient cats get good food.” Yuan Ni said with a smile, and walked downstairs: “Come on, Cat Cat, Big Sister bought you delicious roast goose this time, I guarantee you’ll be full of praise after eating it.”
“Roast goose? It’s really tempting.” Li Li couldn’t help but say upon hearing this.
Speaking of roast goose? It’s been a long time since he’s had it, I didn’t expect Big Sister to think of buying roast goose for him.
You know, he can only eat roast duck on Commercial Street.
“Of course, roast goose is not cheap.” Yuan Ni said with a smile: “If it wasn’t for buying it for you little rascal? Do you think I would come up here?”
“Meow meow, I know you’re the best, Big Sister.” Li Li flattered upon hearing this.
“What’s the use of just knowing? You have to remember it in your heart.” Yuan Ni said, stroking Li Li’s big head, and stealthily came to the living room. Seeing that her mother was busy in the kitchen and hadn’t noticed, she quickly carried Li Li into the room.
“Big Sister, we’re just eating roast goose, we don’t need to act like we’re thieves, do we?” Li Li couldn’t help but say, did Big Sister really buy the roast goose? Why does it feel like they’re stealing?
“Of course we need to, we have to eat secretly, you know? I can’t let my mom see it, otherwise you’ll be in big trouble.” Yuan Ni said, putting Li Li down.
“Meow meow, why would I be in big trouble? I’m just a little kitty, how can this kind of thing have anything to do with me?” Li Li couldn’t help but say upon hearing this.
He was brought here by her, why would he be in big trouble?
“Of course it has something to do with you, because my mom will come over and see you little rascal eating roast goose.” Yuan Ni said with a smile: “Do you still think it has nothing to do with you?”
“It has a little to do with it, but it doesn’t seem like a big deal.” Li Li said upon hearing this, does Big Sister think he’s a vegetarian? No, he’s not.
He’s a capable cat, if Auntie finds out? He’ll just use illusion to make Auntie see him eating carrots, so there’s no problem.
“Really? Then don’t cry when you get caught, you little rascal.” Yuan Ni said angrily, and took a goose leg from the table and handed it to Li Li: “Ta-da! Look what Big Sister saved for you?”
“Meow meow, it’s a delicious goose leg.” Li Li said, licking his lips.
“That’s right, our Cat Cat guessed correctly. As a reward, this goose leg is yours, Cat Cat.” Yuan Ni said, handing the goose leg to Li Li.
“Thank you, Big Sister, then Ben Cat won’t be polite.” Li Li said, holding the goose leg. It’s such a fragrant roast goose leg, it’s making him drool, he can’t wait a second longer.
“Hmm, eat it.” Yuan Ni said with a smile, and took out her phone to record a video.
“This Thunder Sword Technique is really powerful, it can actually release electric arcs to attack enemies, just like manipulating lightning, but how do I guide lightning into my body?” After absorbing the contents of the sword technique, Li Hao couldn’t help but say.
Then his eyes scanned around, looking for a familiar figure. After all, guiding lightning into the body is a very scary thing.
If you’re not careful, you might not even have a body left before you master the sword technique.
And the secret manual records a safe way, which is to receive electricity from a senior expert. Although the power will be very small at the beginning, the risk is also very small.
Although the electricity released by the sword technique will be relatively weak at the beginning, as long as you practice diligently, it will eventually become stronger.
And he doesn’t have any senior experts, so the only one he can rely on is Li Li.
After all, Li Li is so strong, it must be no problem for him to transmit some electricity for him to practice.
Maybe he even has a way to let him guide heavenly lightning into his body without getting hurt. Thinking of this, Li Hao was very excited, in the future his sword will have electric arcs flashing, not to mention how cool it will be.