Checking in for 100,000 Years-Chapter 751

"Ah!"

An indescribable, severe pain shot up his arm. The Warrior Fairy roared angrily and rapidly retreated several dozen feet.

A large hole had been torn in his golden armor, and blood was spurting out.

"How is this possible?"

The Warrior Fairy stared incredulously at the bloody hole, his eyes wide, completely bewildered.

Is this spider’s physical body really that powerful?

The armor he wore was Superior Emperor Level. 𝒇𝒓𝙚𝒆𝔀𝓮𝓫𝒏𝓸𝙫𝓮𝓵.𝓬𝙤𝙢

And his own body, after years of secret technique refinement, was as resilient as a top-tier Emperor Level magical item.

To be frank, there were very few people in this world who could injure him.

Yet this spider, whose cultivation realm was inferior to his, had pierced his armor and powerful physique with a single Spider Spear!

How could such terrifying power not shock the Warrior Fairy?

If that Spider Spear had struck his chest or head, would he even be alive right now?

Warrior Fairy is defeated... Seeing this, the Chess Fairy felt as if he had plunged into the Nine Soul Nether Hell. His body turned ice-cold, and he shivered uncontrollably.

He had never dreamed that this Great Spider Demon would be so overwhelmingly powerful.

It was inconceivable that the sharp Spider Spear could break through Warrior Fairy’s Emperor-level Armor and powerful physique!

"Warrior Fairy, we cannot afford to provoke this Fellow Demon Clan! Let’s leave quickly..." the Chess Fairy wiped away his tears and said hastily.

"Leave?"

The Warrior Fairy gave a sinister laugh and roared, "How is that possible? When have I ever suffered a loss?"

"You’re suffering one right now!"

The giant spider in mid-air let out a clear, girlish laugh, taunting, "Just take two steps forward."

"Two steps forward?"

The Warrior Fairy was momentarily stunned, unsure what trick this Spider Demon was planning.

"Ha ha!"

Ye Yun, observing from the side, saw through her scheme and said mockingly, "The mighty Warrior Fairy, afraid to even take two steps?"

"You..."

The Warrior Fairy’s face turned ashen; he was caught in a difficult situation.

He didn’t know whether to take those two steps or launch an attack directly.

As the Warrior Fairy, he possessed various powerful offensive techniques, none of which he had employed yet.

His arm being pierced just now was merely due to his own carelessness.

WHOOSH!

With a crisp sound, over a hundred weapons suddenly materialized in the air behind the Warrior Fairy.

Spears, swords, halberds, sabers, needles...

Each weapon radiated a terrifying light.

It seemed that with a single thought, all these weapons would unleash a torrential wave of attacks.

"My, my!"

Looking at the increasingly imposing Warrior Fairy, the Ruyi Jade Spider seemed unfazed and giggled. "Warrior Fairy, what are you trying to do? Is there a need to be fully armed just to take two steps?"

"Indeed, Warrior Fairy, you possess quite an arsenal..." Ye Yun exclaimed in admiration.

"Hmph!"

The Warrior Fairy grunted and strode forward.

It’s just a few steps, right? As the renowned Divine Monarch Realm Warrior Fairy, what did he have to fear? After taking just three steps, he would unleash his attack on that spider. This barrage, involving hundreds of divine weapons simultaneously, would be like a ferocious tempest, certain to tear the spider to shreds.

He took one step.

Then a second.

After just those two steps, the Warrior Fairy’s eyes widened as if he had encountered the most terrifying creature in the world.

His massive body began to tremble, his mana surged chaotically within him, completely defying his control.

THUMP! THUMP!

The Warrior Fairy’s robust body started bouncing up and down like a kangaroo, though not nearly as high.

"Spider Demon, what have you done to me?" the Warrior Fairy cried out in terror.

At this moment, his body seemed entirely beyond his control, continuously hopping and skipping to a peculiar, irresistible rhythm.

His mana spiraled out of control. Consequently, the hundreds of divine weapons behind him also went haywire. CLATTERING, they began to dance in mid-air, following the Warrior Fairy’s erratic movements, like a horde of demons in a frenzied dance.

"Giggle! Let me give you a taste of Giggling Half-step Madness and let you experience the fun of seizures..." the Ruyi Jade Spider said with a laugh.

The Warrior Fairy had now lost all combat capability. Her Giggling Half-step Madness, a potent venom, would keep him under her control indefinitely.

As long as the Warrior Fairy remained alive, he would always be in this state—identical to the Chess Fairy, who was constantly shedding tears.

A thought crossed Ye Yun’s mind. "Ruyi, is this Giggling Half-step Madness?" he asked with a laugh.

"Yes, My Lord!" the Ruyi Jade Spider responded with a laugh.

Ye Yun shook his head and chuckled, "How do you possess such a poison?"

"My Lord, our species has so many poisons. Think about it, we can’t possibly use all of them to kill people, right? How boring would that be! So, generation after generation, our ancestors researched and developed all sorts of interesting venoms..." the Ruyi Jade Spider spoke eloquently.

"Alright then!"

Ye Yun gave a wry smile.

For that brief moment, he really thought an amusing soul had transmigrated into the Ruyi Jade Spider.

"Warrior Fairy, are you alright?"

The Chess Fairy rushed over, looking at the Warrior Fairy who was persistently leaping up and down on the ground, and asked in horror.

"Alright, my foot! Let’s get out of here now!"

Seeing the Chess Fairy’s tear-streaked, mournful face, the Warrior Fairy was infuriated and cursed. He turned and dashed towards the courtyard entrance.

He was still hopping and bouncing like an overactive kangaroo.

The Chess Fairy followed closely behind.

The two of them scurried off towards the entrance of the Wine Fairy Palace.

"What just happened?"

The chubby woman lying on the ground suddenly regained her senses. She executed a carp flip and sprang to her feet, staring with a bewildered expression at the Warrior Fairy hopping away.

The Chess Fairy was still weeping, his tears flowing ceaselessly.

The Warrior Fairy seemed to be having a seizure, hopping around continuously, his body occasionally convulsing.

What on earth just happened?

The chubby woman felt that the world had suddenly become surreal.

Could it be... all of this was the doing of the two External Cultivators in the courtyard? That doesn’t seem likely, though. They are only at the cultivation base of the Life and Death Realm; how could cultivators at that level be a match for two Immortals? Could it be that they aren’t actually in the Life and Death Realm? An abrupt thought arose in her mind, leaving her astounded.

The chubby woman ran into the small courtyard.

Seeing no traces of a fight in the courtyard, she heaved a sigh of relief.

"What just happened?" the chubby woman asked anxiously.

"Nothing much. Warrior Fairy was just overly confident and insisted on experiencing Giggling Half-step Madness, so he ended up like this..." Ye Yun shrugged and replied with a laugh.

"Is it that funny?" The chubby woman furrowed her brow, continuing to stare at Ye Yun as she asked, "What is Giggling Half-step Madness?"

"It’s a type of poison," Ye Yun said.

"How could there be such a poison in the external world? The Warrior Fairy is at the Divine Monarch Realm of cultivation; what poison on the Cangnan Continent could possibly affect him?" the chubby woman exclaimed, her face filled with shock.

"Why not? I have lots of poisons. Do you want to try one?" The Ruyi Jade Spider sidled up, peering eagerly at the chubby woman.

"Don’t be ridiculous." Ye Yun glared at her. This chubby woman is Lu Linlang’s External Avatar, one of our own. We absolutely mustn’t harm an ally.

"My Lord, I was just joking!" Ruyi Jade Spider shrugged and burst into laughter.

"Do you still have this Giggling Half-step Madness? Give me some; I want to study it..." The chubby woman reached out her hand, her gaze fixed on the young girl who was as delicate and lovely as a jade carving.

"My Lord, should I give it to her?" Ruyi Jade Spider asked.

"She won’t be able to control such a poison. Don’t let her get accidentally poisoned by it..." Ye Yun shook his head and said.