Deities Are All Just My Food-Chapter 2263 - 1011: The Descent of the God!

This round, nothing at all.

From a probability standpoint, it’s normal not to hit a slot machine. After all, a casino isn’t a charity, or else it would’ve gone bankrupt long ago.

"Damn, I don’t believe it!"

Xia Hongyao was ready to keep betting.

"Stop playing!"

Lin Baici advised, "Have you ever thought that bunny girl might be tricking us?"

"Ugh!"

Xia Hongyao’s hand stiffened.

Good point!

"Don’t gamble, why not play it safe?"

Gu Qingqiu persuaded.

She knew how casinos operated to make money, especially since this was a god’s casino, so she had no intention of gambling even once.

Pure loss!

"Let’s go, let’s keep gaming!"

Xia Hongyao exclaimed, "This time, let’s find a game that requires thinking, so you can see the deductive skills of the great detective Xia!"

"Hold on!"

Gu Qingqiu, with an amused smile, looked at Lin Baici, "Hey mate, give it a try!"

"Not interested!"

Lin Baici refused.

"Trying won’t cost you a piece of meat?"

Gu Qingqiu teased, handing three chips to Lin Baici.

For others, chips are valuable, but for a God Hunter, it’s just a game.

Lin Baici shrugged, inserted a coin, grabbed the right lever, and pulled hard!

The slot machine’s symbols started spinning immediately.

Lin Baici didn’t pay much mind initially, but when the first two symbols turned out to be ’golden crowns,’ he got interested.

He had just seen that the crown was the top prize, a thousand chips!

No way?

Could it really hit?

"Crown!"

"Crown!"

Hua Yue Yu and Li Yintong held hands, staring at the screen, murmuring.

Praying fervently.

The slower the symbols spun, the more tense everyone became, until they stopped.

"Oh yeah, it’s a crown!"

The two girls cheered.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

The screen played a fireworks animation, followed by the sound of metal chips clashing.

Clink clink!

The slot machine’s payout slot opened, and a large number of chips started pouring out.

"Holy shit!"

Xia Hongyao blurted out a curse.

Gu Qingqiu raised an eyebrow, glancing at Lin Baici thoughtfully.

"No, seriously?"

Lin Baici was dumbfounded; he had just casually pulled, didn’t even use the Dice of Fate to boost his luck, and yet he hit the jackpot?

That’s just unbelievable!

The metal chips poured out, covering Lin Baici’s feet.

"What the fuck?"

The cowgirl was stunned, seeing the ground full of chips, this...

Doesn’t this mean they are all set?

She hadn’t forgotten the rules of the ghost ship: just gather a hundred chips and you could leave alive, in any manner.

Of course, except for killing, and robbery at one’s own risk, but no issues with scamming.

"God Lin..."

The cowgirl instantly flashed a sweet smile, looking at Lin Baici.

Play diplomat?

Bury the hatchet and collaborate?

No need!

She’s joining up, grabbing those hundred chips and leaving.

Heh heh!

It’s no wonder the Great Shaman had such high praise for this guy, strong and incredibly lucky.

Sigh!

If it weren’t for those two pesky girls, she could’ve had a good spar with God Lin.

The cowgirl, being Dragon Level and having the Great Shaman connection, cared about face, so she didn’t flirt with Lin Baici.

Now, she kind of regretted it.

The gamblers in the casino, hearing the commotion, rushed over.

Seeing the ground full of metal chips, they were all dumbfounded.

One of them, on a whim, bent down to pick up chips. 𝒻𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘸ℯ𝒷𝘯𝘰𝑣ℯ𝑙.𝘤𝑜𝘮

No need for Lin Baici to make a move, the cowgirl spun and kicked, sending him flying far away.

"Hey handsome, can you give me a hundred chips? I’ll do anything for you!"

"Top prize is a thousand chips, handsome, there’s just a few of you, surely you can’t use them all, please help me?"

"My wife’s just gotten pregnant, I want to see my baby born, please, handsome, I’m begging you!"

Everyone instantly began to plead with Lin Baici, spouting all sorts of nonsense effortlessly.

When a man knelt down, others caught on, thud, thud, thud, they all knelt.

"Gather up the chips!"

Lin Baici instructed unemotionally, not a bit excited or joyous, just calm.

Kim Myungjin, Hua Yue Yu, and Li Yintong quickly crouched to gather up the chips.

’What a big heart!’

The cowgirl thought Lin Baici was really composed.

"What do we do?"

Xia Hongyao felt both happy and a bit distressed, "Just leave like this?"

She still wanted to meet that god.

"You’re overthinking it, aren’t you?"

Gu Qingqiu rolled her eyes, "You think a god would let you leave so easily?"

If it were one person, maybe,

but so many?

No way the god wouldn’t renege.

"Let’s head to the deck and wait for the god to arrive!"

Lin Baici arranged, "Cowgirl, can you go fetch the slaver?"

"Okay!"

The cowgirl, like a little errand runner, quickly complied.

...

In merely five minutes, Lin Baici hadn’t even reached the deck when the slaver, the black dude, and Red Moon Thunder, that Goryeo lady, all hurried over.

Hoffman, seeing those dozen people still pestering Lin Baici, begging for chips, sent a wave of mental Divine Grace straight over.

"Scram!"

Swoosh!

Those dozen people felt a shock in their heads, as if hit by a speeding F1 racecar, and immediately fainted.

Of course, it was also a bit of intimidation.

Though apart from Kim Myungjin and Hua Yue Yu turning pale, feeling seasick, and wobbling, the others were perfectly fine.

"Are you asserting dominance?"

Xia Hongyao was furious.

"If I were asserting dominance, do you think you few could withstand it?"